Dude 1: bro, you gonna be open tonight?
Dude 2: nah I got plans bruh
Dude 1:ah I feel ya (not literally)
(girls whispering nearby)"why does he always have plans?"
Dude 2: nah I got plans bruh
Dude 1:ah I feel ya (not literally)
(girls whispering nearby)"why does he always have plans?"
by Nugittugit95 April 16, 2017
Get the Plansmug. Millennials, having grown up in End Stage Capitalism and having no real savings or hopes for Social Security payments, though having paid into it already for upto 20 years, expect that in their retirement years will see Capitalism finally collapse.
The Millennial expectation is that Mad Max and Idiocracy will hate fuck and have a baby, that baby is the Millennial Retirement Plan.
by Zyvis X November 20, 2022
Get the Millennial Retirement Planmug. by The absolute goat himself June 10, 2023
Get the The plan for Tuesdaymug. Also "Powerade Releif Plan"
The frequent or regular smoking of marijuana using a home-made bong, such as a powerade bottle.
The frequent or regular smoking of marijuana using a home-made bong, such as a powerade bottle.
by Richie Benaud June 15, 2012
Get the Powerade Planmug. An exemplary example of the female species that will, despite all of your best efforts, manage to fuck up all of your carefully laid out plans by not arriving at the pre-agreed destination with the sole intention to create frustration.
"Whats the matter Tom? You seem down".
"I had a date with Hillary and she didn't show up".
"I tried to tell ya man, she's a plan slut".
"I had a date with Hillary and she didn't show up".
"I tried to tell ya man, she's a plan slut".
by Tenkun October 6, 2008
Get the Plan Slutmug. by mrstarkidontfeelsogood November 29, 2019
Get the Planmug. Fake-fucking. It is when the receiver, or bottom, lays with legs together and straight with the torso either on their side or stomach. The other person, the top, comes in from behind and will be thrusting, using the perineum of the body. (Position can be done with the bottom on their back, and top entering from front side, with the bottom lifting up their balls to give access to their perineum.)
There is no actual penetration of the body being preformed with this position. When laying on the side, it should feel like a relaxed natural cuddle session. Adding a little bit of lubrication of whatever form desired, in addition to the bottom flexing their thighs and relaxing their thighs, will stimulate the top in the similar sensations that they would receive from anal penetration.
So if the bottom wasn't prepared or had to tap out, this still would allow the bottom to take care of the top and never let him walk away with blue balls.
Key note!! Bottoms...do not try to do the work, don't wiggle the hips, do not bring your knees up, your body should be lined up the same as if you were laying flat on your back on the floor.
There is no actual penetration of the body being preformed with this position. When laying on the side, it should feel like a relaxed natural cuddle session. Adding a little bit of lubrication of whatever form desired, in addition to the bottom flexing their thighs and relaxing their thighs, will stimulate the top in the similar sensations that they would receive from anal penetration.
So if the bottom wasn't prepared or had to tap out, this still would allow the bottom to take care of the top and never let him walk away with blue balls.
Key note!! Bottoms...do not try to do the work, don't wiggle the hips, do not bring your knees up, your body should be lined up the same as if you were laying flat on your back on the floor.
I could not clean myself out before my hookup, but he didn't know any difference because of the Bottom's Backup-Plan. He still thinks he finished inside of me.
by Rural.Dictionary July 29, 2023
Get the Bottom's Backup-Planmug.