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Hanno Plan

Any plan involving explosives, usually over the top.
-I GOT REJECTED BY THIS THOT IN MY CLASS YESTERDAY, I THINK I'LL BOMB THE SCHOOL

-Man, that's such a Hanno Plan
by 小我不懂 November 19, 2020
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Three phase plan

A plan to phase out enemies or people that bother you in three phases.
The three phase plan sounds good, but scientists, government officials, and the healthcare workers that like hearing how heroic they are seem to be the ones who actually think it's a good plan. Nobody is telling dentists, pharmacists, chiropractors, proctologists, gynecologists, or pediatricians they're heroes or saviors, since at a certain point it would all start to sound silly.
by Solid Mantis July 20, 2020
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Plan Woogabug

A plan where you teleport behind an enemy team and kill most or all of them.
"Time to start Plan Woogabug"
"Ffs Juice it's not a real plan"

"Kys"
by JuiceBarBC December 26, 2021
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Von Schlieffen Plan

The act of avoiding someone and/or thing, by means of causing a disturbance or bringing discomfort to those in your way, to reach a desired goal that may or may not bring satisfaction to the performer.

Originally coined by the Germans in WWII to flank France by moving through Belgium (Without Belgium's consent) by force, to create a second point of attack. The "Von Schlieffen Plan".
Following my awkward sexual experience with a dirty slut last night, I saw said slut at McDonald's the next morning. To avoid being seen, I quickly used the Von Schlieffen Plan by strangling a kitten and throwing it at the cashier, giving me the chance to run out the back door.
by Das Ginge December 18, 2011
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Execute The Plan

When the Indian girl give you head and proceeds to bit your dick off
Max: Yo wanna watch Saitama biting Speed-o'-Sound Sonic's sword?

Random Indian: Nah man it reminds me when Akshara would execute the plan on me
by Cook Chad November 29, 2023
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Plan

A person who consistently makes decisions for a large group that they have little authority over. Someone who is frustrating and bossy, needs to chill out.
(Jimmy) is such a plan.
Stop being such a plan, go with the flow.
by JashHash July 19, 2018
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masturbation escape plan

This is the plan you make when you have limited time to jerk it. Especially applicable when someone living with you may return at any moment, or could walk in on you. Its having the cursor over the x , having something to cover your junk quickly, having another tab to click to etc. How to cover up the fact you were j-ing off quickly if someone were to come in.
Bro my girl was supposed to be gone all day and she came back early and caught me beating my meat. I fucked up not having a masturbation escape plan.
by Mcgwicko August 31, 2022
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