Pigeons

Pigeons don't really exist. They are small robots made by the government to watch our every move, but are created to seem dumb enough so we don't care.
Pigeons.
They are always watching.

"Something is wrong with those pigeons man."

by A bag of flour October 23, 2018

Pigeon

A retarded prick called Archie who is anerexic and has one but and no friends

Oi that guy is a proba pigeon

by Nignig 200 November 13, 2018

Passenger pigeon

A significant other who receives accommodations and food but doesn't pay for anything.

Dave is funny but a freeloader, his girlfriend says he's a real passenger pigeon.

by S859 February 21, 2024

pigeon wash

Getting a wash at the sink in the toilet.

I'm going to get a pigeon wash at the sink.

by Jellybeanpoo69 October 3, 2017

pigeon person

A pigeon person has the same traits as a pigeon and its relationship to person that feeds it. If you see a pigeon and you feed it - after it won't fuck off. A pigeon person is when you preform some act of kindness towards the pigeon person and then they won't leave you alone then after, thinking that they are bff's with you and not giving you any time alone when your in public.

Person1:"Hows you new bestie?"
Person2:"He's not my fucking friend, I seen him on his own in school so I talked to him and now he won't fuck off."
Person1:"Sounds like a Pigeon Person to me."

Pigeon Loner

by Shitionary May 16, 2016

tickled a pigeon

Playing with a girls vagina

Last night I tickled a pigeon

by peetasbitch March 15, 2016

pigeon

a modified seagull that is a government spy

see that there, that’s a big fucking pigeon

by courtnaenae hinchie August 17, 2020