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pet accident

A pet accident is when you shit in your partners lap
John: Hey pal, how's it going?

Oliver: Its going great John, ive been ecstatic about tonight when the wife's gonna finally let me have a pet accident on her! 😁
by Hoggg December 27, 2023
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Pet Awkwafina

An Asian low-mid who serves liberal white people by throwing others under the bus for self advancement.
Every news company has a Pet Awkwafina to not look racist.
by VanDammeAmerican February 18, 2024
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pet roger

someone that you make a slave of any kind in any form of context. religiously, you name them roger to establish dominance.
I left one territory of my friend alive in a game of Risk. He is now my pet roger.
by masterblaster49 November 25, 2021
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Rub-pet

A rub pet is basically an animal kept as a companion such as dogs, cats, hamsters, Etc.
You shouldn't be surprised that a single woman has so many Rub-pets. After all, when humans don't like your company the next best thing is to force an animal to endure you.
by Woot the Wonderer July 14, 2018
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Pet Videos

Pet videos are the highest level of art it the entire multiverse! They are videos of a pet, they are stress relieving videos after a hard day at work, school, or anything tough.
Man, I'm gonna watch some pet videos after I come home from work.
by Tiktaalik fan April 19, 2022
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we got pets boooyahh

the most elite friend group on planet earth, no one can hv a better friendship then them they are just tooo over powered and i mean what can i sayy bruhhh... consists of 4 girlssssss
we got pets boooyahh is the best friend group of the century
by why.do.u.wanna.know May 28, 2021
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Teacher's Pet

The teacher's pet is like satan. they will remind the teachers about homework and you will want to murder him
Teacher's Pet: TEACHER YOU FORGOT OUR HOMEWORK!!!
Tod: SHUT THE FUCK UP BRO
by Jesus Christ?! March 9, 2023
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