by whsinsmak November 17, 2022
a species of william jones that has a nature of ordering 20 mcnuggets, a large chips, large chocolate milkshake and if feeling peckish a mcflurry or two (They are always feeling peckish).
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patti mae smith is a very short girl with luscious yummy locks. she has bad taste in men but good taste in woman. she craves validation but love everyone around her and is always looking out for everyone. she has the best friend in the world who looks the complete opposite but they would do anything for eachother. she doesn’t like school but she love the people she sees *most* just don’t piss patti mae smith off.
by lilsmucker March 19, 2022
When you go into the bathroom after your grandpa has just finished taking a #2 and find piece of poo that has stuck to the toilet seat
Man I hate it when grandpa visits for the weekend because he always leaves porcelain pattys for me to find when he finishes using the bathroom
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Dirty Patti is a....
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