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Thumb oven

Simply put, your own asshole. A nice warm personal oven just for you or a close friends thumb.
Look at Neil over there checking if his Thumb Oven is preheated.
by Mr.Biscuits January 16, 2021
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oven maid

Like a good crack cook who knows how to whip it well, an oven maid attends to flipping bho patties & helps with other chores around the op. (Whether trap, grow, distribution ect)
We all know you can't come hang out because you're an oven maid
by wmrelief January 18, 2016
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Bum Oven Omelete

Gently your male or female partner and have them lay on their back with their ankles at their ears. Crack two large eggs into their anus, and add any shredded cheese or chopped vegetables you prefer in your omelet.

Engage in aggressive, vigorous anal intercourse to effectively whisk the egg and mix the ingredients. Ejaculating into the anus is required to add a thickening agent to the omelet.

Add butter to a skillet and have your partner squat over it to expel the omelet mixture into the skillet. Cook over medium heat until the egg solidifies, fold, flip and enjoy!
I always season my bum oven omeletes with a little salt, pepper, and red pepper flakes for some extra flavor!
by Painful Truth February 10, 2022
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Hibachi oven

Dude, last night i tryied to dutch oven my chick. She jumped up and i hibachi ovened myself.
by Norman Cockwell May 11, 2016
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Dutch oven train

When you and your friends go under the covers together, close the sheets tight, and all fart together.
Me and my friends went under the blanket and performed a Dutch oven train.
by Ashniinii November 5, 2023
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pizza oven wanker

Someone with far to much money from flying planes that has taken the art of cooking pizza far to seriously
Check out my new pizza oven

Shut up Greg you pizza oven wanker
by Pastaloverjames November 7, 2020
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Pausing the oven timer

Last night I went over to Stacy’s and I was pausing the oven timer
by Lucifer_23 January 28, 2024
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