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oscar

oscar can get VERY jealous at times he thinks he’s stoopid but actually juss lazy and fat as fuck and eats everything and he gets very excited easily when he’s teased he’s very ugly and the WORST kisser and i think he’s kinda gay but don’t wanna come out now oh and he’s the worst boyfriend ever and thinks he needs to spend money to fix it oh and he sucks and giving hickeys and teasing
oscar is the worst kisser
by joemomma557 December 19, 2019
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Oscar

Essentially harmless because he is quite stupid and never knows what is going on
He is a complete oscar
by Le sluug November 11, 2020
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Mike Echo Oscar Whiskey

What a cat says . . . . M.E.O.W
Mike Echo Oscar Whiskey. I repeat: Mike Echo Oscar Whiskey
by LaughingDumb654 May 21, 2025
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Oscar

A reference to a balding hispanic male. Reference to a receding hair line usually immune to interventions such as hair follicle implants. May also refer to early onset gynecomastia.
Being an oscar is not all bad, at least I don't have to pay for haircuts.
by MoistCrevice July 11, 2020
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oscar

a best friend, the best est friend you could ever ask for make sure to hold on to him forever he's someone that will be there for you when you need him but not only that but also he will need someone in a time of need he is like a brother never let him leave your side he gets the chicks like crazy
oscar is so cool i want to be an oscar
by Evan frenchy May 21, 2019
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Oscar

a sexy tall mixraised lad, gets pure girls but theres one called emma and she loves him so much , hes well funny, loves to make girls laugh and hates nittys , and oscar is sometimes horrible to certain girls but they love him to much to care , a jetpack in bed , he will show you a good time
girl1 : omggg oscars here

girl2: i wanna shag him
girl1: lets have a threesome
by ehht r April 15, 2019
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Oscar Nod

When, after a large portion of buttered popcorn in the movie theater, your significant other gives you a handjob with a thoroughly greasy hand then, sucks you to completion with all the butter flavor.

A buttered handy, finished by a glug glug nod.
Girl, let me get that Oscar Nod
by Girlgotthatsogoodnoway20 December 31, 2024
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