When an active male social media account creates so many alt accounts that he forgets which ones are his, and unknowingly begins an online sexual relationship with himself.
Did you see Russ flirting with Morris? He is alt docking again and he may need an intervention.
Morris sent a pic of his genitalia to himself again. The alt docking has to stop.
Morris sent a pic of his genitalia to himself again. The alt docking has to stop.
by Lily Boone April 05, 2021
Moderately attractive to average women who congrate on the marina docs in hopes of receiving a free ride on some douche bag’s boat. Most often found in the northern Great Lakes, the Macomb County shorelines and the Chicago area, they tend to act interested in the prospect of sex only to gain access to the boat. Once sail has been set, they drink all your booze and refuse to fuck you.
Scott: DAVE, THESE DUMBASS DOCK HO’S JUST DRANK YOUR LAST BEER!!!!
Dave: THATS IT. GET YOUR FUCKING TITS OUT, CUNTS ON OUR DICKS RIGHT NOW OR ELSE YOU ARE SWIMMING HOME.
Dave: THATS IT. GET YOUR FUCKING TITS OUT, CUNTS ON OUR DICKS RIGHT NOW OR ELSE YOU ARE SWIMMING HOME.
by Mega Hemroids November 05, 2020
A kind, handsome person with a good sense of humor, generally a nice friend to have, extremely athletic.
by The one and only cat January 29, 2018
A disgusting application for braindead people that promotes dangerous and fake scam shit meant to mess with or waste peoples time most "videos" on there show people having seizures or doing stupid pointless shit that every body knows about but they think they're the first to come across it
by Criptix June 01, 2021
When something that people really want to buy finally shows up in the warehouse and then ships out immediately.
by potableH20 October 03, 2019
When a male puts his foreskin over another mans helmet/bell end then the second man places his( the second foreskin) over the first gentlemans foreskin
by Achara October 28, 2013
Strategic docking is when a person inserts his penis into the forseskin of another man's penis. The strategic part of it is when someone isn't paying attention. For example during a pvp session, someone sneaks under your desk and docks you very quickly.
by blijekarper March 29, 2020