A simple man with simple tastes. He enjoys petting his dog, salami tacos, chicken strips, Netflix and long walks by the river. He always tries to go to bed on time and never goes to parties.
by Jessie Young February 3, 2018
Get the john rogersmug. by ong fr February 2, 2023
Get the Mitchell Rogersmug. Evil sadist who tortures without consent.
I have nothing against people named Roger, I just hate the character from Golding's Lord of the Flies. Fuck you Roger.
I have nothing against people named Roger, I just hate the character from Golding's Lord of the Flies. Fuck you Roger.
Roger threw stones around a littleun.
Roger sodomised a sow with a spear.
Roger pushed a boulder on Piggy's head.
Roger sharpened the stick at both ends to impale Ralph.
Roger sodomised a sow with a spear.
Roger pushed a boulder on Piggy's head.
Roger sharpened the stick at both ends to impale Ralph.
by SlivaAnaCalmus June 1, 2022
Get the Rogermug. by humps69 May 22, 2009
Get the Roger Me Guffinmug. v. To be raped by rogers cellular billing when a Canadian is travelling abroad (to the USA for example), and makes or receives mobile phone calls.
(Auto reply from email account)
Thank you for your email. As I am currently out of the country, I will have limited access to voicemail, phone, and email.
I will get Rogers Raped if I accept or make calls from my mobile phone, I will call you back from my mobile phone only if the matter is of urgent nature and you have text messaged me.
I will advise you at that time how great my backdoor feels with a splintery rogers broomstick in it, and to make it quick since Rogers Billing is currently raping me.
I will return all calls and emails not of urgent nature upon my return, in between therapy sessions for my Rogers Raping that took place while away.
Sincerely,
Veener Goesintighten
Thank you for your email. As I am currently out of the country, I will have limited access to voicemail, phone, and email.
I will get Rogers Raped if I accept or make calls from my mobile phone, I will call you back from my mobile phone only if the matter is of urgent nature and you have text messaged me.
I will advise you at that time how great my backdoor feels with a splintery rogers broomstick in it, and to make it quick since Rogers Billing is currently raping me.
I will return all calls and emails not of urgent nature upon my return, in between therapy sessions for my Rogers Raping that took place while away.
Sincerely,
Veener Goesintighten
by Hulkman Really-Mad July 9, 2011
Get the Rogers Rapedmug. When there is a massive tech disruption that affects 1000s of people directly or indirectly, and stuck in sh*** till it's fixed.
Referring to the recent tech issue by Roger's, which led to 1000s going through major frustration and headaches.
Referring to the recent tech issue by Roger's, which led to 1000s going through major frustration and headaches.
by UrbanROCKS! July 14, 2022
Get the ROGER'S HAPPENEDmug. by Phyllibuster December 15, 2024
Get the Rogers My Beansmug.