school

The single fucking worst place in the whole fucking world. Prepare to be brainwashed, humiliated and manipulated, forced to learn useless crap, treated as a stupid slave and be totally stripped of any creativity, originality or talent that you may possess. School is a risk to physical and mental health, and should be avoided at all costs. The myth about some countries having better education systems than others is one big huge fat government lie. Millions of good, productive people go in, but millions of dumbshit psycho criminals come out of it.

Also see: prison

I honestly can't help wondering why going to school could in any way be useful.

by h4ck3r 1999 May 12, 2016

school

also known as hell. recess su fun but sitting down all day is a no for me

school- oh yeh that

by UrAsimp September 7, 2020

School

The punishment for turning 5 years old. Having to be inside a prison 7 hours a day, 5 of which are spent in slavery, 5 days a week, 38 weeks a year, 14 years of our lives. And on top of all that, 2 hours of homework every day. None of what we learn in school is actually useful apart from basic reading, writing and arithmetic.

Judge: You have been found GUILTY of turning 5 years old! You are sentenced to 14 years of SCHOOL!
Child: Can't I have 10 years in prison instead?

by schoolequalsboredom October 6, 2013

School

An evil institution created to manipulate young minds to believe they are victims to society and that the world owes them.

I hate going to school.

by liamila August 18, 2009

school

S: seven
C: crappy
H: hours
O: of

O: our
L: life

school is the wrost thing ever.

by *YEP*Its*TrUE* April 4, 2010

school

place where teachers force you to do weird stuffs like... (how do they call it???)...hmmm... study (i think)!!!!
i tried it once and i got sick

dont you ever try it!!! if you go to school youll "unlearn"

by UnKnOnW July 3, 2009

School

A jail for teenagers for simply existing. You wake up at 6am in the morning to get in a big yellow locker room that actually smells worse than the locker rooms to go to a rectangular shaped building with too much security. You may think this is a jail, but im serious this is a school. We then go from classroom to classroom with short four-minute breaks to get there on time, meaning there is no time to do anything. If youre late, youre marked absent. We get useless, irrelevant content, yet we dont know what tax is or how to pay it! Then, we get TESTED on this and if we fail because we dont understand, we get yelled at by our parents and everything we own gets taken away. This totally defeats the purpose of learning in the first place, and causes a burden of stress upon students. Meanwhile, you are forced to interact with people who probabally cant even solve a Google Captcha, and the only thing they talk about is sex. The only time they talk to you is to make you feel miserable. And when we get home, we have to do homework. If you already taught us what we need to know in school, why give us more work?? The teachers and staff ignore you, even if you are being bullied or need help, because they are there for the money. You dont need to know math or science unless youre becoming a mathmatitian or a scientist. Parents, I challenge you--did your job employer ask you to solve a math problem before you got hired?

TLDR-- A jail for teenagers for existing, the main causer of stress.

If you actually need to know the things school is "teaching" you in the "real world", there's a little thing called Google.

by v1vdefineswords October 28, 2020