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cats.net

An HTML4 site that shows a entire cat image in the entire screen, and plays a extremely loud cat scream in autostart.
"Don't visit cats.net, it is scary"
"Cats.net is sure aggressive"
by datcoolshymane May 13, 2025
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Praig'net

Trailer trash translation meaning "with child." The mother-to-be is almost always under 18, and there's a 50/50 chance the baby's father is a blood relative.
"Darlene's been messing around with her daddy again and done went and got herself praig'net."
by grimly fiendish May 17, 2025
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nigger net

An internet service that performs poorly in terms of speed, reliability, or consistency. Often associated with the poor quality connections niggers typically have or can only afford.
*Playing Halo and it is lagging*

Oh fuck I have nigger net.
by SuperLascivious July 13, 2025
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Speli Net

Speli Net (verb):
/ˈspɛli nɛt/

To thoroughly clean and refresh a space until it meets the highest standards of cleanliness, order, and shine the Speli standards.
"After that deep clean, my kitchen is totally Speli Net!"

At Speli, we don’t just clean we Speli Net your space.
by Spelinet August 31, 2025
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Speli Net

speli-net (verb)
/ˈspɛliˌnɛt/

Definition:
To clean, organize, or restore an area thoroughly and efficiently, often using specialized techniques or standards associated with the Speli Net cleaning team.
Forms:
Present: speli-net, speli-nets
Past: speli-netted
Present participle: speli-netting

Speli Net can be used:

Examples:
The crew came in and speli-net the entire office overnight.

We’re speli-netting all the apartments before the tenants move in.

That place was a mess, but now it’s totally speli-netted!

Let me know if you'd like a tagline or slogan built around it — something like:
“Don’t just clean it — Speli-Net it!”
by Spelinet August 31, 2025
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Net Banger

A person that is "gangster" or drilla on the internet but in real life they are the biggest cuck known to man and won't do a thing.
"100 of my boys VS 100 of your boys. One call and i'm active again. I'll stomp your head on the curb infront of your mum."
"Okay net banger"
"i'm a main offenda not a net banger"
"alr net banger
by NippleDick2000 September 17, 2025
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Net Bangin

A type of online posturing where users overinflate their street cred from behind a keyboard, often mimicking inner-city culture via social media. Common among middle- or upper-class youth, these “keyboard warriors” or “internet gangsters” mistake screen time for real-life clout.
Torry’s a 17-year-old from Clarkston, MI, cosplaying as a Crip online and talking tough in comments—peak Net Bangin.
by RealTalkOnlyFool October 11, 2025
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