Florida footlong fountain

A 2 part level 4 sex move in which a foot long baby crocodile is wedged into a girl's vagina and turned into a piss fountain. Once satisfied the crocodile will be cooked over an open flame and consumed.
Bertha ripped a mean Florida footlong fountain last night. Best damn crocodile I ever eaten.
by Farmermann23 October 13, 2023
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Florida Kept

When a car has been in Florida and the owner considers it to not be beat up compared to other areas of the U.S. where cars are beat up.
Selling my Mazda Miata 1,000,000 miles, drives great, florida kept.
by imblazerr September 30, 2022
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what the florida

When some crazy stuff happens in Florida. To be used in place of “what the fuck” when describing lunacy in the state of Florida.
What the Florida. We got another streaker running down Highway 95. And, he’s also carrying an alligator.
by Purplenado March 05, 2023
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Florida cocktail

When you consume 3 or more drugs as well as alcohol at the same time.
"Dude, I got so messed up on a Florida Cocktail."
"Damn, take some vitamins. Need rehab?"
by Absurd Florida Man March 21, 2024
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Florida baking

Put cookies on a tray, then the tray on the dashboard and say "the cookies are done when the baby stops screaming."
U hear of Florida baking? (Then explain definition)
by EhmJay69 October 18, 2019
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Atlanta Florida

Atlanta Florida is part of the state of Florida. However, after the Great Tsunami of 1789, half of Florida was sunken underwater. The city "Atlanta Georgia" is named after it.
"I just learned recently I am part Atlantic Floridian!"
" Have you heard of Atlanta Florida?'
by Elijah Reisberg April 05, 2023
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Florida Syndrome

Slow drivers in the left lane of any two-lane road; an acute inability to understand that the left lane is for faster-moving, passing vehicles.
Bob was crusing along nicely in the early stages of the commute, relatively nicely, there were the usual sufferers of Florida Syndrome in the left lane.
by raybanshe February 16, 2025
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