big fat nonce

That josh Stevenson is a proper big fat nonce
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Blondie nonce

A white nonce that loves girls and is a real player especially turned on around kids under the age of 12. Can also be known as a jake as well.
Your such a jake. Blondie nonce
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Nonce’s Pocket

A person who’s being groomed by a nonce
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Fish nonce

A person who goes fishing for "fun". Typically (but not exclusively) an overweight, white male who puts selfies of themselves squeezing their victims on their dating profiles. Known to lie and exaggerate sizes. Enemy of swans.
Have you seen Terry's on tinder? He'll never get a girlfriend using that Fish nonce photo.
by Merciless6 May 14, 2025
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Chronic nonce

A repeat offending nonce who goes from creeping on one person to the next

Never learning to just stop
“Do you remember Oscar from high school?”
“Of course, creeped on me and my friends in eighth grade: total chronic nonce
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National nonce capture day

A day in which nonces are captured and slaughtered across the UK.
In need air National nonce capture day
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Nonce Rizz

The ability to to pull and get with underage girls. Used for successful nonces (pedophiles) that are confident and victorious in their approach.

Individuals with certified Nonce Rizz include several billionaires and celebrities such as: Jeffrey Epstein, Prince Andrew, Ghislaine Maxwell, Bill Clinton, Calvin Ayre, Fritzl, and Roshan from Sam's tailor
Epstein: Bro come to my island this weekend
Bill Gates: What do you have planned?

Epstein: I'm gonna fly out five fifteen year old hoes and we can have some fun with them

Bill Gates: Shiiiit son, you're on some Nonce Rizz... I'm there bro
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