butt nipple

A giant zit on your butt that looks like a nipple.

"I just popped the biggest butt nipple known to man".

by foppymcfopfop December 28, 2010

pirate nipple

A form of titty hard on in which only one nipple is hard.

Etymology: evolved from the popular image of a pirate with one eye covered by a patch

When walking down the street and noticing a girl with pirate nipple:

"YARRRRR! Shiver me timbers! Thar be pirate nipple in these waters!"

by yurple May 11, 2006

nipple ring

a piercing through one's nipple

Wow her nipple ring is sexy

by Nip August 10, 2004

nippledar

An uncanny ability to notice any woman with very hard nipples as you pass her, even if you aren't looking in her direction.

Dave: "Hey, did you see that lady's pencil erasers?"
Me: "No, I don't have nippledar."

by Quaker September 4, 2005

nippleometer

The gauging of a room or environment's temperature using the apparent hardness (or not) of nearby nipples.

I didn't really feel cold, but I was according to my nippleometer.

by EK the Bad Kitty April 25, 2006

Nipple-icious

Nipple-icious:
(1)Being nipple-like in nature; sexy.
(2)The act of showing nipple.
- The thought of seeing nipple.
(3)A casual exclamation; "That was nipple-icious!"

"That dude is nipple-icious!"
"Dude, check out that nipple-icious action."
"That was nipple-icious, dude!"

by Kitty June 16, 2006

Wandering Nipple

This is similar to a wandering eye, but applies to nipples. With a wandering eye, one eye looks in one direction, while the other, for unknown reasons, looks in another direction. With a wanering nipple, one nipple points in one direction and the other nipple is not similarly directionally aligned. This usually results from a bad boob job.

Man, she had a wandering nipple. I didn't know where to look. I think she must have had a botched tit job.

by Jerry Blow (cousin of Joe) July 1, 2008