mushroom head 

mushroom head are the crappest band i have every heard. i cant stand any of their music, my brotehr has a few of their albums, and whenever he plays them i beat the shit outta him for playing crap music, they are shame to the metal world, FUCK mushroom head, i love metal but have no respect for mushroom head. also see gay for more mushroomhead.

u hear that crap ass band mushroomhead? yeh they sucked dick they pussies

mushroom head by dancing idiot May 9, 2005

mushroom stamp 

This is when a guy hits a girl in the forehead with the tip of his penis.

Specifically, the bottom part of a circumcised penis looks like a mushroom head, so the male would tap the bottom tip of his dick on her forehead with his mushroom and thus stamping her forehead.

Typically performed on females that you feel are sluts to make them feel like a complete slut.

i hooked up with this slut so I mushroom stamped her, just to be an ass.

mushroom stamp by john_doe_123 February 3, 2010

mushroom woman

a female shutin,one that stays inside and has a pale, pasty complexion and commonly wears a faded housecoat and obviously doesn't leave the house very often or open many windows.Rarely seen or even noticed,possibly ill.

Ted got wide eyed and scared when he saw one mushroom woman come around the corner,then another,and another....

mushroom woman by whichwaynow August 31, 2007

burnt mushroom 

another name for a person of black origen :P like blackys, niggas, wogs, ect

Nath - Shit boi look at all dem Burnt Mushrooms
Me - Lets go av the C*N*S

burnt mushroom by Whitton December 9, 2006

mushroom ballas 

When ones penis tip is shaped like a fungi, which makes them a very funguy. This is often uncomfortable within the pants due to the exposure of the ballas itself. Sexual intercourse has been proven to be quite a struggle for whom who carries a mushroom ballas, due to the inappropriate size and shape.

Harvey: Hey, come over here, take a look at my John Thomas.
Bill: Good god man. You have a swollen beef curtain intruder.
Harvey: You could say it's a mushroom ballas.
Bill: Potent.

mushroom ballas by potentguffankle January 12, 2011

alaskan mushroom 

It's where you gape the woman or man's asshole and stick one or both nuts in the anus

I gave the bitch an Alaskan mushroom last night.

alaskan mushroom by Alaskanmushroom December 7, 2016

mushroom tatoo 

when i smacked gina in the face with my dick and left a imprint of my bell end on her face

look in the mirror at yourself!

mushroom tatoo by yo mamma June 11, 2006