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Monke

Monke is life
Monke is peace
Monke is justice
Monke is the way
"Monke is the way" - person 1

"Monke is the way" - person 2
by Zaapp69 March 1, 2021
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Monke Disease

Man1: Monke sounds
Man2: What?
Man3: Don't speak to him, he has monke disease.
Man2: Oh ok
by aminofficial February 13, 2021
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A monke never gives up on a good banana

When a primate knows that the primate they most desire is a good one, they fight for it, and ensure both primates have the chance at happiness and sharing the banana.
A very silly monke messed up badly and lost his favourite banana, but he couldn't give up...he made himself better and eventually was reunited with his prize banana and made sure he never did anything so silly again...a monke never gives up on a good banana
by A very silly monke July 29, 2021
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MONK

Man Of No Knowledge - derogatory acronym for an individual who pretends to be aself-claimed expert on a topic, but actually possesses no real knowledge of that topic. The individual presents opinions that are not based in reality.
They hired this MONK to come in and tell us how to do our business, but it was immediately obvious that he had fooled them into thinking that he actually knew how to do anything.
by OogieWaWa December 20, 2021
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monke bunked

It means to be better by beating them. In turn, monke bunked. Monke bunked means to have the boneworks sock monke on a bunk. Though monke bunk is just fun to say.
Ford exclaimed after winning a fight “You just got monke bunked!”
by ArthurFord February 3, 2023
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emil monk

A guy that loves snake tattos and plays a badass, they often end up in jail.
Emil Monk sucks his cellmates every night
by Fætter BR. July 25, 2016
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jacob monk

Has an amazing and beautiful wife named Amber Monk!
His favorite words are geeeee!, snips, chips, MOTH!, chippa, rascal, sizzla, meat hamma, hem rota, and ATOR MEH which is hem rota spelled backwards.
Loves his wife, fishin, huntin, welding, and his bad ass Ford f-150.
Red seal fine cut natural is what this rascal dips.
Jacob monk is an awesome chippa!
by Gatorgar December 21, 2016
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