Minecraft Girlfriend 

Most likely a 40 year old virgin , but sometimes you get lucky and your minecraft gf ends up being a real . If she a she you must put your minecraft bed next to hers and tee bag her .

"Wait you minecraft girlfriend is a real girl " , "this is impossible."

Minecraft Girlfriend by milly milly milly December 2, 2019

minecraft hoe

Someone who whores themselves out for Minecraft or someone who can kill the ender dragon

Jakob is so obsessed with Minecraft. He's seriously such a minecraft hoe.

minecraft hoe by kitten1016 July 30, 2017

Minecraft Fanboy 

A neckbearded manbaby that bashes the game Fortnite because it's a "Baby Game". An incel who thinks it's edgy to hate on a modern popular game and cling to an old property. And they were the ones bullied for liking Minecraft.

Minecraft Fanboy: FoRtNitE BaD MiNeCrAfT gOoD!

Me:

Minecraft Fanboy by Petah Griffin February 22, 2021

Minecraft Minute 

Similar to a Facebook Minute but it occurs when you are about to play Call of Duty but instead decide to quickly open your laptop to check your email then notice that you have the Minecraft button on your desktop and want to go on multiplayer just to check. This 'Check' can take from 10 minutes to 12 hours or more.

John: Dude where were you yesterday? You said we would play at 9:30!

Matt: Sorry man. Got sucked into another Minecraft Minute.

John: What the hell man that's the third time this week!

Minecraft Minute by TheSniper997 July 22, 2011

Minecraft Sickness 

An effect caused by playing a game of Minecraft for too long.

1. Fear of light. Fear of darkness. Fear of noises that resemble bow-shooting. Fear of SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS noise. Urge to punch trees and animals.
When not playing, you're planning what you'd build next, what area of your MC world you'd go to explore, so on.
Plus, you dream (daydream, too) in blocks.

2. When you finally get sick of minecrafterbating and decide to get outside and roar! You're so proud of yourself you break the habit, you're telling all your friends you quit.
But no need for them to worry, this won't last long, soon you'll be back mining >:-]

1. A: man, we went to the field trip today. and there was that herd of sheep - grrrrrrrrrrrrrr, wat a waste of cloth! i soooooooo wanted to punch them!
B: IRL? XD
A: yeah
B: join the club, you have minecraft sickness)))

2.

A: alas, my friends, Ted won't join us at server tonight. he said he has a minecraft sickness ;)
B: oh, like, AGAIN? XD

Minecraft Sickness by DodoSnail July 5, 2011

minecraft porn 

I don't even know why it exists and from what I have seen its disgusting not as disgusting as boku no pico but disgusting

Some guy 1 : have you watched minecraft porn ?

Some guy 2 : no that shit is disgusting

minecraft porn by kevin7002 February 27, 2017

Minecraft Weather

Rainy, miserable weather in which is good to play Minecraft.

"Its perfect Minecraft Weather today

Minecraft Weather by MarkSpinky March 8, 2019