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Greg: Ass Gas? Farting? Ew. Never done that before
Evan: Wow. I guess you're a MILF

by NeverEverNebula October 13, 2022

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When a MLIF, drives around a PHAT ASS/ Badass Volkswagen.

Shawna, that premium milf looks fine as hell in that milf machine.

by PrettyParakeet November 18, 2020

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Man, I love frogs

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by lesbian_s0up April 20, 2021

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a hot mom you would like to fuck

did you see Laurens mom she's a Milf

by Ur_Mom_Eats_Pussy1723 November 30, 2021

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There is a plenty suburbs and boroughs in post-soviet countries that are called 'Sputnik' in the name of the first artificial Earth satellite. There are many drunken and funny milfs walking here and they looks like weird due to their overmakeupping. So if someone is overdozened with cosmetiques and make up and drunken or looks like drunken and not young , so she/he could be called like Sputnik Milf

- What's wrong with that woman?
- ???
- She has two pairs of lips: own and drawn makeup one!
- OMG! SHE IS SPUTNIK MILF!

by KlausBorski June 17, 2022

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