Mississippi Meat Grinder

When a girl uses too much teeth on a blow job

She was a mississippi meat grinder

by Thexkzjsdnxx May 7, 2015

mississippi soup kettle

When you take a shit and use the shit water as lube to jerk off

I sat on the toilet for so long I decided to give myself a mississippi soup kettle

by Brickhouse11 October 16, 2020

Mississippi runny eggs

When one commences diarrhea upon an iron skillet, when said skillet has been preheated to a minimum temperature of 300 degrees (Fahrenheit). After being cooked evenly on both sides, the meal is served to one's sexual partner. This can be served as is, or one has the option to incorporate condiments ex. (Seminal fluid, female discharge, etc.).

My husband prepared Mississippi Runny Eggs this morning for me, he's sure getting this cookie tonight.

by painthuffer52 April 9, 2025

Mississippi Housefire

When a guy has recently eaten spicy food and then eats a girl out . The vagina probably stings

I had sizzling fajitas 15 minutes ago with ghost pepper hot sauce so there’s going to be a Mississippi Housefire

by BGODMAFIA March 7, 2018

mississippi fire fighter

The art of lighting a girls pubes on fire and then putting the fire out with your cun

Hey babe wanna give am the Mississippi fire fighter

by Bobbies69 September 5, 2016

Mississippi Whitewash

Act by which a male ejaculates into their hand and smears the contents onto a recipient's face like a paint brush.

"My mom told me human sperm is good for the skin, so I selflessly gave her a Mississippi Whitewash."

by Frank Sterling December 31, 2013

Mississippi Prickly pear

When a porcupine spikes the head of your penis with its spikes and the tip becomes purple and spiky

Yo did you hear about Joe Rogan, He got a Mississippi Prickly Pear last weekend when he was hunting.

by DildoSchwaggins1886abolisher March 30, 2024