When a dude gets so desperate to bust that he headbutts a chick in the bladder just to make her piss, then slurps it up to check if it’s bang o’clock. Inspired by giraffes, who literally do this sht to see if a female’s ovulating.*
“Did you see Kyle at the bar last night?”
“Yeah, he pulled an Alabama Mating Call on that poor girl — spilled her drink then tried to ‘lick it off’ her leg.”
“Jesus Christ.”
“Yeah, he pulled an Alabama Mating Call on that poor girl — spilled her drink then tried to ‘lick it off’ her leg.”
“Jesus Christ.”
by TheHogMan July 29, 2025
Get the Alabama Mating Callmug. by itsjesuschrist569 March 4, 2019
Get the Matemug. When a large black man takes his dreaded 2 foot long pubes with a built in vibrator, and puts it in a man's asshole, and keeps it in until the insides are hairy and the receiving man has shit his intestines out.
I caught some opps lacking and shoot em up besides lil tt, then I pubes anginal mating wit him.
Damn do it to me bby gurl
Damn do it to me bby gurl
by fuck dead opps in ass May 23, 2022
Get the Pubes Anginal Matingmug. A professor you feel an emotional and intellectual but completely platonic connection to. It’s THAT professor that will talk about all the subjects that you’ve always wanted to talk about, the one that can keep you interested for hours about that one topic. It’s the professor you’ve always dreamt to have a conversation with.
« okay I’ve met my PSM (professor soul mate) today. He is the professor I’ve always been waiting for »
by zelie3008 February 27, 2023
Get the PSM (professor soul mate)mug. by BornProdigy July 23, 2016
Get the Fucking cheers matemug. by Mryourrong January 4, 2018
Get the date before matemug. A description of someone (usually at school) who no one likes and has no mates and couldn't get someone to remotely like them to save their fucking life
by ticklemytip1234 September 11, 2023
Get the No Matesmug.