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Mafia Wool

The most badest organisation in Notts,
named after leader Wooley.
Other members consist of names like:
Keith, JoEnes, Meeg, Baz, George nd Raggy,
without forgetting the main man
himself
Wooley(c).

Targets: Any body that breathes in Wooleys direction & makes eye contact with him
A: Hey man!, You're pushing your luck,
you do know i'm art of Mafia Wool
B: Ahhh Shit!! Sorry mate, don't want no trouble
by Al II September 23, 2006
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Female Mafia

Every woman's sworn confidants whose purpose is to train , protect, and help her handle the men in her life. These women can include her mother, her sisters, her dreaded girlfriends, other experienced women, and of course her gay male friends. They make sure she has her relationship shit together and that she is happy on HER terms. They are train each other in the art of deception, mind games, trickery and the manipulation of unsuspecting men. They have a strict code of silence and have "deep" conversations with her and instruct her what to do with her man situation or man trouble, how to screw him, use him, cheat him and when he aint got nothing left...how to dump him. They are skilled at rumor and damage control so she will come out of it smelling like a rose or the heartbroken "victim". They help her find a new man to fuck ...her gay friends are really good at this and seem to enjoy the quest. This group covers for her "little secret" while she's getting some dick on the side. They horde an arsenal of negative shit about each other's man -then spoon feed her every drop of it when she's angry at him. After a new date, she calls this group of confidants and tells them everything. They ask about his money situation to determine if he is Fuck worthy, useable, and easily manipulated. With their assistance she plans every tiny detail -she will have plan W, X, Y, and Z ready the new man, while he is still working on plan A or B.
If Jenny informs her Female Mafia about John's recent bankruptcy, they will put a verbal hit out on him, brand him a LOSER, and sabatoge their marraige.
by John Freeson April 23, 2006
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Me: Yup! I’m lesbian!
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mafiajoe

ie: Ill make you an offer you cannot refuse
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Mafia bitch

A name for someone who is really bossy and acts like a pimp.
person 1: I hate him so much!
person 2: I know, he's such a mafia bitch.
by dog_food November 8, 2013
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Mafia

the word Mafia was "coined" in a revolt that occurred after a French soldier raped a Palermo woman on her wedding day on Easter Monday 1282. A large group of Sicilian men retaliated and killed the French soldier. As the news of the retaliation spread around, other Sicilians grouped together in town after town killing thousands of French. The word Mafia" became the Sicilian’s battle cry, taken from the raped girl’s mother, who ran through the streets shouting "ma fia, ma fia", my daughter, my daughter.
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Maddox Mania

An ex-Maddox fansite that turned into a Maddox forum, personally I believe it should break of from Maddox like k i t t y r a d i o . c o m did with Courtney Love.
Maddox Mania is filled with many people attempting to 1-UP each other; It's still cool.
by FlareNUKE August 23, 2006
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