nasal masturbation

Sticking a Q-tip in one's nose to tickle the inner nose and induce sneezing, usually in order to clear a stuffy nose.

I had a severely stuffed nose, but a bit of nasal masturbation cleared it right up!

by andrewc513 October 8, 2010

masturbating

To perform an act of masturbation.

The village idiot was masturbating.

by Root April 9, 2006

Masturbating Lion

1. A yoga-like pose assumed in similar fashion to yoga's "gate pose" but with the hand in the crotch region. Mythical belief is that as a lion reaches climax from masturbation, this is the posture he assumes. Thought to intimidate other males and arouse the sleaziest of females of the pride.

Dude: Do you see how drunk that dude is?

Lad: Yeah, oh my goodness, he's stumbling backwards and just fell...but he impressively caught himself with one arm down on the ground and still managed to keep his beer upright!

Dude: Wooahh man, I can't believe that! Did he really? He just pulled off the masturbating lion!

by Richard Swallow June 14, 2011

masturbation

it is what every man and woman has no doubt done at one point in there lives
it is also what some people do everyday because they cant get a girlfriend and/or boyfriend. Its ok its natural to masturbate as long as you don't do it to often. There is even a short saying about masturbation.

"Masturbation source of recreation"

by brianna is hot August 12, 2005

masturbation-fueled car

Describing the, "Masturbation-fueled car" is very simple. Designed in the future seeing how the world was corrupted by computers/video games, the common male couldn't get, "Laid." So, GM(General Motors} created the, "Masturbation-fueled car." Also known as the, "MFC" To help the common loser, geek, nerd, and loner. Soon to be created by the makers of the, "MFC."

The MF Powered Motorcycle
The MF Powered Lawn Mower
The MF Powered Truck
The MF Powered Air Plane (to prevent terrorist attacks)
The MF Powered Boat
The MF Powered Water Jet
The MF Powered Gym Shoes

The MF Corperation

Slogan

"Traveling 0-50 with a stiffy"

by Sayitlikeit_is September 11, 2004

mexican masturbation

The same as titty fucking. Apparently a slang used in Romania.

Mexican masturbation is so much eaiser when she has 38Ds.

by unholydarkness September 14, 2006

Masturbation station

Noun : masturbation station he/she masturbates to the point that they are more a machine masturbating than a regular human.

" I masturbated so furiously I was like a masturbation station"

by Skullcapp June 25, 2017