Ides of March

1) The middle, 15th, of March. Caesar (Julius) was told to be cautious of this day and the forwarning was clearly valid.

2) An excellent metal tune by Iron Maiden.

1) "Caesar...beware the ides of March!"

2) "The Ides of March is a heavy tune from a heavy band with clear and present "warning" lyrics!"

by psiscott2000 May 4, 2006

March 18

Like a secondary 420 this day everyone will smoke the dankest of pot and big booty bitches will come to please you

Oh shit, it's March 18th, time to get high asf fuck

by Nigg3rFaggot42069 October 15, 2019

March 1st

March 1st is national ass grab day.

Its march 1st! You know what time it is. Free pass to grab ass! .

by Suckmyass_.a October 21, 2019

March 8

March 8 is a day a handsome young man was born

His birthday is on March 8

by JAY42 October 18, 2019

Martha Stewart

an old women that makes crafts and a home things for family pople. she ha a cooking show too.

Go suck on martha stewarts sagg tities, and become a millionaire!

by Anonymous October 12, 2003

March 29

March 29th is National Be-A-Hoe Day! Feel free to let your inner hoe out on this day and suck some dick and fuck some dudes!

Girl 1: Hey, you know what today is, right?
Girl 2: How could I forget? It’s March 29!
Boys: *😳* ; *😏*

by Poop-Sock October 21, 2019

Martha

Sexy, gorgeous, most amazing girl ever! Has amazing deep blue eyes that are wonderfully easy to get lost in. Independent and playful. She knows how to stick up for herself and can make friends easier than I thought possible. far more Hot, sexy, beautiful and generally FANTASTIC than Melissa

Oh... And fantastic Tits 2 ;D!

1: wow I'm so glad I've got Martha
2: not as much as I am that I'v got Melissa
3: Look at the definition Dude.
4: oh.
5: YEAH SUCKAAA XD!

by In love with Martha September 1, 2011