Marcus viks

Big pussy who likes boats

4 seat Rowing boat
Damn man ta on suur Marcus viks
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Marcus

The man that knows the truth. He discovered it in 1910 with his mate Josh Hutcherson. They were out exploring the lakes of Scotland when suddenly a young fish named Koi tried to tell them lies. But they knew his tricks so they weren't fooled! After beating his game they retrieved the truth and brought it back to the world.

Lucky for us, the whistle can be heard by all. Thank-you Marcus and Josh Hutcherson. You are heroes.
Josh Hutcherson: .....
Marcus: Ok buddy.
by JohnSmithChristmas2023 December 24, 2023
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Marcus Jensen

The hottest, sexiest man you will ever meet who usually has a very large penis, makes a really good boyfriend and is always confident about himself. A Marcus Jensen can kick almost anyone's ass and is quite a gentleman. Always get with a Marcus Jensen, you will always be pleased.

He is also most incredible person in the world that will make your heart beat fast, your knees go weak, and a smile spread across your face every time he talks to you. The greatest person to talk to at 3:30 a.m about anything and everything.. Or simply nothing at all. The one you can trust to make you happy and the one you wish you could make the happiest guy in the world. The one you want to hold you every night and the one you want to kiss you awake every morning. The one that drives you crazy and the one that keeps you sane. The one that makes you fall deeper in love every day and the one that just loves you back. The one that you see in your dreams and the one that wants to make your dreams come true. The one that is perfect in your eyes and the one that you wish could see in the mirror just what you see in him. The one that lets you ramble on and on about absolutely nothing and the one that wouldn't have it any other way. The one you love with all of your heart and the one that means everything to you.

The one that you could go on about for days and still not do him justice.
Example 1

Person 1 : "Man that guy guy was so good last night, he had such a big dick."

Person 2 : "Must have been a Marcus Jensen"

Example 2

The one that is indescribable.

"The One".

Example 3

Girl: wowzers he's amazing..

Boy: Whatever..

Girl: You're just jealous.

Boy: Am not.

Girl: Its okay... You have every reason to be jealous.... That's Marcus Jensen.
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daniel marcus

Daniel Marcus is a tall mf from norway. Daniel Marcus is handsome, sexy ,smart And the best person you can ever met
(Person) yo is that Daniel Marcus he is so cool
(Someother dude) ofc its Daniel Marcus
by Short mf December 18, 2020
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A Big cuck who likes to get fucked by dudes
"Hi my name is MArcus brown quii quii quavious the third cousiton Dequavioun Lu and I like to get fucked by dudes" also my phone number is +1 (623) 262 4183
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Marcus

A tall, smart, intelligent, handsome, light-skinned guy. He is loyal and a good lover and friend. Calm looking and reserved, you'll wonder how he makes his friends
I can be a Marcus to you if you want me to be
by Starlena March 4, 2021
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Marcus

A guy who is the most good looking man. He loves many many things like doughnuts, pizza , and brussell sprouts.
But watch out marcus is sometimes dangerous, he will trap you in a dark alleyway and moan.
by Airyn Stevenson May 9, 2022
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