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Biker Boy Mike 

A somewhat denigrating nickname bestowed upon Mike Pence due to his weirdly absurd appearance in Iowa today on a growling Harley, designed to attempt to counteract his previously mild mannered persona verging on nonexistence.
Oh look, all decked out in black leather and looking sinfully tan and sexy, here comes Biker Boy Mike on his powerful motorbike!
What you believe to be the average guy. But beneath this quiet boy, beyond what the eye can see, there lies a hero inside. One that if you get to know, can show you love, make you laugh, and give you a great time that no one else can do. Because make makes sure he does not become one person but is always evolving to connect to the one person he wants to share the moment with. Mike is a friend like no other, always putting himself second. Mike is only great because of the people around him, without those who make him great, he is nothing. He tries his hardest to make You happy. He gets down just like everyone else, but he always must make sure everyone around him is happy first. therefore, he makes a great party favor. A Mike will save the world.
"Mike will listen, I always know he always will".

"Hey invite mike!"
Mike by M1ke C August 22, 2009

Mike's Doubleshot

When a man ejaculates his semen into another man's urethra, the recipient then ejaculates their combined load to make the Mike's Doubleshot.
"Man, a Mike's Doubleshot in the morning keeps me going all day long."
Mike's Doubleshot by Mike Warner September 23, 2008

Mike's dip 

7 layer dip modified to accomodate a slightly picky, yet wonderful and amazing guy who doesn't like olives and wilty lettuce. Make it for awesome boyfriends who are just a little quirky about random veggies. Is best served during sporting events like Superbowl, football parties, etc where said boyfriend can induldge and exclaim over how amazing his girlfriend is in between various sporting plays.
Wow, Mike's dip is fabulous with these Chili and Lime chips.

Is that real guacamole in Mike's dip?

My significant other should learn to make Mike's dip and be as awesome as Mike's girlfriend is.

Mike Triple Kill 

The act of a male, while having intercourse with a female, ejaculating once in each hole.
Meagan: "That was the best Mike Triple Kill i have ever had!"

Mike: "You know it!"

Mike Childs

Someone on a social media website, who will comment on any posts stating his/her opinion -tagged or not-. Usually, the opinion causes disagreement and the result is a full blown arguement which ends with Obama shutting the government down again. Mike Childs' post statuses / pictures, and when someone expresses their opinion on it they must prove them wrong.
Person: I hate gays.
Mike Childs: Gays are like by society, it's the government that doesn't like gays.
Mike Childs by Home_Pope May 14, 2014