Midnight Hammer

In the middle of the night, while your girl sleep, you sneak over to the side of her bed, then drop the biggest load of your life onto her face.

After my girlfriend got in an argument with my bro, I had to unleash the midnight hammer on her. She didn’t suspect a thing!

by Quailz June 22, 2025

Midnight Munching

A midnight snack.

My mom didn’t know I was midnight munching when she was asleep.

by Misty Marcaño September 17, 2023

Midnight Coffee

Always tired, but you can't sleep. No matter what you do, you are constantly plagued by insomnia. So much so in fact that coffee is the only thing that can keep your motor functions going. I'm turning into Tyler Durden out here.

Midnight Coffee

by effingradical February 5, 2022

Midnight Oak

Is when you have a boner in the evening.

John:"Dude! I have Midnight oak and it won't go away!"
Tommy:"Sucks for you!"

by XxTrapQueenxX January 5, 2016

midnight mac

When its late at night and you need some booty and hit on any woman that is close.

We all need a midnight mac to when it is late at night and we are thirsty.

by Dwon April 6, 2017

Midnight Ninja

a fun game played with a group of freinds. you dress up like ningas and atack with a red marker. you have diferent teams and when you kill someone its called a Ninja Kill. this game is also called ninja kill

dude i totaly want to play midnight ninja
sweet, ill get the markers

by coolguynickawsome May 25, 2011

Midnight Encroachment

When a child walks in on their parents having sex

When Bobby walked in on his parents having sex, it was classified as a Midnight Encroachment

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018