mass beef

When two people have beef (an issue) so severe that they cannot be seen with each other and they cannot associate.

A combination of dirty looks, and behind-the-back shit talk.

"Man, me and Chad have mass beef right now, I don't think I can associate with him right now."

by dankbuccaroo April 3, 2017

massaging kink

When your partner massages the knots out of you back and the moans from pain turn them on.

"Oh yeah that guy was kinky, he had a massaging kink"
"No way, I'm so jealous!"

by Dudethatsforshizuptheyinyang January 18, 2018

massacurbation

The act of holding one's gun close to the body and tenderly stroking its barrel, as performed by US Second Amendment enthusiasts following a mass murder

In the wake of the shooting, Pastor Mike encouraged daily massacurbation among his congregation. "Take to Youtube, my flock! Stroke your barrels, and tell the world that Obama will never break the holy bond between man and rifle!"

"Hold my calls, Sean," Donald said as his trousers fell to the floor. "Fox and Friends is on, it's time to massacurbate."

by Courteous Tortoise February 21, 2018

Maessage

When you are in the middle of a massage and decide to text somebody

I need to maessage my friends real quick

This massage is really good, let me maessage my friends to tell them about it.

by superpig March 2, 2019

Mass flag

The act of flagging all of a YouTuber's uploaded content due to heavy disliking or clickbait (misleading content).

I decided to mass flag all of Riot's videos cause he did something against the law!

by AaronReturn2005 March 18, 2019

Massacheezits

An alternate name for the state Massachusetts.

Did you hear? He's from Massacheezits!

by Chromaa July 30, 2019

Massaponax High School

A drug dealing, pill popping, baby factory. That is all.

Massaponax High School sucks.

by suppozzedjalepenos October 17, 2019