Disclaimer: This is a FUCKING JOKE:
Also known as Anna Kitagawa, she is the one and only 2014 Trek Madone SLR 7 Gen 7. Ultegra Di2 with ultra aero frameset and deep section elementnumbersix wheels, she is Extremely Aerodynamic and lovable Aero MTB. Coming in 420mm drop bars with zero flare, 23mm tires, full suspension from FOX Factory (0mm front and back), and mechanical rim brakes, she makes the perfect bike for that local downhill MTB trail, best of all she is from the best off road cycling plant, Trek Road Bicycles.
Also known as Anna Kitagawa, she is the one and only 2014 Trek Madone SLR 7 Gen 7. Ultegra Di2 with ultra aero frameset and deep section elementnumbersix wheels, she is Extremely Aerodynamic and lovable Aero MTB. Coming in 420mm drop bars with zero flare, 23mm tires, full suspension from FOX Factory (0mm front and back), and mechanical rim brakes, she makes the perfect bike for that local downhill MTB trail, best of all she is from the best off road cycling plant, Trek Road Bicycles.
NRML MTBer: now Trek, seems like you dont produce MTBs
Trek: we got Marin Kitagawa, a aerodynamic...
NRML MTBer interupts: nah, cool MTB. alr, lets shread that black diamond trail, Marin!
Marin: bruh, i am a roadbike.
NRML: nah, dosn't matter.
after the ride
NRML: owwwwwch my ass bro.
Trek Bike Staff: told you.
Trek: we got Marin Kitagawa, a aerodynamic...
NRML MTBer interupts: nah, cool MTB. alr, lets shread that black diamond trail, Marin!
Marin: bruh, i am a roadbike.
NRML: nah, dosn't matter.
after the ride
NRML: owwwwwch my ass bro.
Trek Bike Staff: told you.
by Boo Radley Game November 15, 2023
by bigsockdocklock December 13, 2018
When you are half way through brushing your teeth and you go to pee so you leave your toothbrush in your mouth to marinate your teeth
by Good Morning77 May 21, 2019
While most Marines are genuine, this type goes on a PCS while his wife is pregnant and critically ill and in the ICU. He doesn't tell his subordinates about her condition bc that would lose his position to be a Marine Fuck.
He gets to his new duty station (San Diego in this case) and fucks every girl in his apartment building, his coworkers, and numerous bar whores. Covid happens and wife is unable to travel, making Marine Fuck feel mightier than tho. All the while convincing his wife, who works a full time job, raises their now 4 children, to stay behind bc he is focused on "making rank and going to school."
Wife finds out about husband's affairs after testing positive for STDS.
Marine Fuck tells all his whores he's a poor pitiful single Marine "raising kids". . . . Which are all lies to drop the panties and introduce them to a world of diseases. ✌️
He gets to his new duty station (San Diego in this case) and fucks every girl in his apartment building, his coworkers, and numerous bar whores. Covid happens and wife is unable to travel, making Marine Fuck feel mightier than tho. All the while convincing his wife, who works a full time job, raises their now 4 children, to stay behind bc he is focused on "making rank and going to school."
Wife finds out about husband's affairs after testing positive for STDS.
Marine Fuck tells all his whores he's a poor pitiful single Marine "raising kids". . . . Which are all lies to drop the panties and introduce them to a world of diseases. ✌️
by CHEATINGUSMC April 30, 2023
Is to ethier dip your balls into your partners or your own bodily fluids and then have sweaty sex with you partner.
by ZagiSoulStealer January 17, 2024
The best friend you could ever have. Sometimes disappear from the world for a minute, but don't worry she's just too busy making her dreams become a reality.
She loves old music and old artists probably forgotten by everyone else.
Marine always falls for guys that gets her in complicated situations (married, much older, international stars...)
She always dresses to kill.
She loves old music and old artists probably forgotten by everyone else.
Marine always falls for guys that gets her in complicated situations (married, much older, international stars...)
She always dresses to kill.
- Look ! Marine is coming
- Wow, she's beautiful. I wish she were my friend. She seems so smart !
- Me too ! I wish I was her...
- Wow, she's beautiful. I wish she were my friend. She seems so smart !
- Me too ! I wish I was her...
by em.stls November 22, 2021
United States Marine Instructor, in the state of south carolina. BY the, Rank Insignia of the U.S. Marine Corps. Gunnery sergeant aka Gysgt the movie starring sean connery " THE ROCK " as a United States Color Guard. Staff Sergeant by the Name of ANTHONY CUEVAS, USMC. In the u.s. armed forces & u.s. military service. In the u.s. Reconnaissance Marines and u.s. Special Operations aka Special Ops. Department of the u.s. navy, Dept of Defense & Department of the u.s. veterans affairs. From Department of the u.s. foreign affairs. United States of America.
Marine Instructor of the u.s. mcjrotc. From the united states marine corps at 1-800-marines or www.mcjrotc.marines.mil
by Kion Shariff Fulton Wilson January 09, 2023