May 12 is national simp for Maleah day. Any girl named Maleah gets simped on for the whole day. All the boys either give her gifts or attempt to kiss her because her day is so special
Jacob: yo dude what day is it?
Ethan: yo don’t you know? It’s may 12th?Did you forget it’s national simp for Maleah day?
Jacob: ohhh shoot dude. I didn’t even get a gift so simp for Maleah frick
Ethan: yo don’t you know? It’s may 12th?Did you forget it’s national simp for Maleah day?
Jacob: ohhh shoot dude. I didn’t even get a gift so simp for Maleah frick
by KSPJOF1117 November 28, 2020
Get the National simp for Maleah day mug.An Alpha/Sigma Male Preacher is someone who gives really shitty advice pretending to be jacked and the smartest human on Earth.
Most of these people run an Instagram or Twitter account giving 'very' useful advice and commonly being named things such as 'Billionaire Mindset' or 'Alpha Male Daily'.
Also they normally have really bad maths/English skills.
Most of these people run an Instagram or Twitter account giving 'very' useful advice and commonly being named things such as 'Billionaire Mindset' or 'Alpha Male Daily'.
Also they normally have really bad maths/English skills.
Example 1:
Average Twitter/Instagram User: "Wow, I can't wait to look at some posts!"
Alpha/Sigma Male Preacher: "75% of men run after their girlfriends, the other 25% become millionaires"
Example 2:
Average Twitter/Instagram User: "Wow, I can't wait to look at some posts!"
Alpha/Sigma Male Preacher: "80% of men don't know basic math, the other 34% get women"
Average Twitter/Instagram User: "Wow, I can't wait to look at some posts!"
Alpha/Sigma Male Preacher: "75% of men run after their girlfriends, the other 25% become millionaires"
Example 2:
Average Twitter/Instagram User: "Wow, I can't wait to look at some posts!"
Alpha/Sigma Male Preacher: "80% of men don't know basic math, the other 34% get women"
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an osu! male is defined as a man who is able to maintain sexual relationships/lack of virginity (or a very healthy romantic relationship) whilst being a frequent player of hit rhythm game 'osu!' persistent osu! gameplay is notorious for rapidly rebuilding the virginity of a person. if the person never lost it in the first place, it will increase the sexual activity needed for virginity loss. osu! males are above every single one of these symptoms. along with this, they are above sigma males, plimbo males, even scrimblo males. they have ascended to a higher level of male power.
osu! males are capable of making an osu! beatmap, a level chart, out of anything. you hum a tune? osu! beatmap. at a therapy appointment? osu! beatmap. you're in court for committing a murder? is there an osu! male on the jury? he'll make an osu! beatmap out of that trial, babey. they are even considered to be on the same power level as yo mama males, since they will effortlessly make beatmaps out of yo mama rap battles. they suck at coming up with yo mama jokes, though.
osu! males are capable of making an osu! beatmap, a level chart, out of anything. you hum a tune? osu! beatmap. at a therapy appointment? osu! beatmap. you're in court for committing a murder? is there an osu! male on the jury? he'll make an osu! beatmap out of that trial, babey. they are even considered to be on the same power level as yo mama males, since they will effortlessly make beatmaps out of yo mama rap battles. they suck at coming up with yo mama jokes, though.
sopson: ayo wtf is that guy doin
martbob: bro dont u know? thats an osu male. he's making a level out of our words as we speak them.
osu! male name: *intense beatmap creation*
sopson: got damn!
martbob: bro dont u know? thats an osu male. he's making a level out of our words as we speak them.
osu! male name: *intense beatmap creation*
sopson: got damn!
by The Hierarchy God November 24, 2021
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B. name for a woman with class and morals
B. name for a woman with class and morals
Dude1- You talking to Lasheeka
Dude2- Man please i'm talking to somebody way smarter & richer
Dude1 - You must be talking to a Mable
If you wanna get with Mable you better have something going for yourself.
Dude2- Man please i'm talking to somebody way smarter & richer
Dude1 - You must be talking to a Mable
If you wanna get with Mable you better have something going for yourself.
by amablelover December 2, 2010
Get the Mable mug.Maleah is the girl of your dreams, beautiful hair, smile, and is just perfect in every way, she has all the qualities you would look for in a woman. She is sweet and cute and has the cutest giggle. Maleah is the best girl you will ever know in your entire life so don’t let her out of your life
Maleah is the girl of your dreams, beautiful hair, smile, and is just perfect in every way, she has all the qualities you would look for in a woman. She is sweet and cute and has the cutest giggle. Maleah is the best girl you will ever know in your entire life so don’t let her out of your life
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“Vincenzo talking to Mario “ Oh my god ! You should have seen the shit I just took ! It felt like I had a male birth to a 10 lb turd , blood and all !
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