dirty mackerel

a person who will make out with anyone. As a fish species, mackerel are wide-ranging pelagic school fish with big lips.

"Gurl, Piranha Sean was a dirty mackerel the other night at Remingtons..."

by Addisontpa November 5, 2006

spicy mackerel

Jills gang of silent icecream and BBQ munchies eaters hailing from yarraville

Did you see those awesome spicy mackerel's walk past? Yeah they had sweet icecream's!

by Spicy T January 15, 2014

Ruler marked

When someone makes fun of you for being shorter so you beat their ass with a ruler since they like measurements so much.

David: Damn bruh why you got lines on your face?
Rick: I got ruler marked by Maria for calling her a midget.

by SiMpLeX_707 November 28, 2018

Masked Pillager

Who am I? WHO AM I?

Some say he is demon from hell. Others say he's just another guy. However you look at it, he is man who comes to small towns wearing his marroon cloak and electrically-magically-enchanted scythe. No one can stop him, for even with his lazy walking he has some of the most fast reflexes ever seen. He steals, burns, and dissappears, never to be seen again. Sometimes when he's coming you may here him sing "The Muffin Man".

by Masked Pillager May 7, 2003

mackenzie

A total jerk that doesn't care about anyone other than herself. She is so stuck up and self centered. She is super ugly and her friends truly hate her

I hate that Mackenzie

by lovelylucylily June 9, 2010

Mackenzie

An annoying, mean girl. Don't trust her. Has a thing for bugs, specifically flies.

Who's that? Oh she's a Mackenzie, don't bother.

by MinnesotaSprings September 25, 2011

mackenzie

slut, hermaphridite. all around LESBIAN. thinks she's really cool. NOTTTT.

wow that girl wants to cuddle with me, what a mackenzie.

by blazegirls January 7, 2010