step bro i'm stuck help me daddy

daddy im stuck in the dryer i need to cum

oh ya daddy harder step bro i'm stuck help me daddy

by Obviously_A_Human May 19, 2021

M.I.A.M.I.

M-Money
I-Is
A-Always
M-Most
I-Important

OR

M-Money
I-Is
A-A
M-Major
I-Issue

Can be found from Pitbulls new Reaggeton album M.I.A.M.I.

by Outlaw 2 Da Death December 3, 2005

M.A.T.M.

menstrual ass to mouth. Coined by John A Parks IV of Austin Texas circa 2008. To receive oral sex after poking a menstruating girl vaginally as well as anally.

that drunk whore gave me an M.A.T.M. . i think im going to vomit

by mrparks September 26, 2009

\m/(>.<)\m/

\m/(>.<)\m/ is just a common smiley face, meaning 'rock on'
It is also to define the term hxc or hardcore.

Person one: Today I three flipped the nine.
Person two: \m/(>.<)\m/

by Michaela <3 December 29, 2007

what the f- i’m sorry for my language but what the f is this

for when you see a bloody mcdonald’s burger

*opens mcdonald’s burger wrapper”
“what the f- i’m sorry for my language but what the f is this”

by lucyiscoo1 May 6, 2021

I’m flying to mars

‘I’m flying to mars’ is a sentence that is said before you have a big night out with friends (before you go do as many drugs possible e.g MDMA, Marijuana, Cocaine etc.

“I’m flying to mars tonight”

“dude same”

by smokeochlo December 2, 2018

I'm gonna call my dad

A phrase used by weak middle schoolers to try and intimidate people bigger than them. Usually followed by a fictional story about their dad's fighting feats.

Bully: I told you to stay away from here. Now hand over any money you got on you!
Victim: Back off or I'm gonna call my dad, loser. He killed 100 people in Afghanistan.

by Exterminator (not really) August 15, 2019