London Bridge Is Falling Down

When a male and female are participating in sexual activities and performing the Stand and Carry (man stands while he holds the women up and carries here). The female loses grasp of the male or he lets go of her accidentally, his penis is still lodged in her vagina as she falls to the floor. The erect penis is hard and with all of the women's weight going down, the only thing the penis can do is snap. Thus, resembling London Bridge Falling Down.

Bridget- " I'm losing my grasp"

Tim- " SHIT!"

CRACK!!!!

Tim- "AHHHHHHH!!"

Bridget- "Ah shit man, your cock is snapped in half"

Tim-"YA AND IT HURTS LIKE A BITCH!!!!!, AHHH!"

Bridget- " Hey there's good news, it looks like London Bridge Is Falling Down"

by GiggleGoat January 27, 2010

go to london

taking a shit

Honey! i have to go to london badly.. can you help me find my keys ?

by dazed raconteur August 11, 2008

lingo

Australian slang for a lesbian.

Jessy sure is a butch lingo

by TN73 October 8, 2010

London Bridge

A London Bridge occurs when two guys are standing up naked and a girl is giving them blowjobs at the same time, alternating back and forth between the two erect penises. The two guys standing up represent the brick foundations of the acutal London Bridge. The erect penises being held by the female are connected when she holds them and alternates blowjobs, similar to how the real London Bridge's brick foundations are connected by a road. This also alludes to the Fergie song, which I may add, hints at this fantasy of many. Oh snap!

London Bridge is falling down when the guys can't last any longer. Better keep that dual connection going, in hopes that the bridge doesn't fall down and everyone gets some!

by Darnell Williams January 30, 2007

lognog

Creamy dick liquid that I provide each Christmas season to unsuspecting restaraunt patrons that order egg nog. My patented concoction is brought about through the rapid movement of my hand on my rigid meat shaft. The resultant flow of meat log gravy is captured and served with said egg nog, a sprinkle of nutmeg and an accompanying cinnamon stick....Merry Fucking Christmas you silly bastards, drink up....chip, chip choooray!

Cecile is always a willing recipient of my lognog, in fact, she likes hers straight from the tap.

by Musty Nuts McLanahan November 24, 2011

london

a fresh-ass trick that gots swag.
one of a kind. hottest kid you'll ever see.

damn that kid gots some london on em'

by realworld 2.0 August 25, 2011

London Broil

When one person deficates into the mouth of another as a sexual act.

The London Broil that he gave me tasted like old corn.

by Jefangle October 24, 2003