lognog 

Creamy dick liquid that I provide each Christmas season to unsuspecting restaraunt patrons that order egg nog. My patented concoction is brought about through the rapid movement of my hand on my rigid meat shaft. The resultant flow of meat log gravy is captured and served with said egg nog, a sprinkle of nutmeg and an accompanying cinnamon stick....Merry Fucking Christmas you silly bastards, drink up....chip, chip choooray!

Cecile is always a willing recipient of my lognog, in fact, she likes hers straight from the tap.

lognog by Musty Nuts McLanahan November 24, 2011

Logpog 

Logpog is a verb, used to mean “rapping whitley”

Invented by Saul Rennie early in the sixteenth century, Logpog has a very interesting etymological history. The root words for the term come from the English language. The first half of the word is derived from the name “Logan”, a common name for white suburban rappers. The suffix attached to it comes from the term, “P-terrible-execution-of-music-that-could-be-really-good-with-better-delivery-og”, which is usually used as an emote on a popular streaming platform called Facebook.

Yo dude, your album was trash. You Logpoged on like every song it was cringe.

Logpog by MrTrueFactTeller January 14, 2021

LogLog08 

The greatest fortnite gamer in history

It’s LogLog08 he’s gonna murder us after cranking to max height

LogLog08 by Victory royale for Biden January 2, 2021

logpographer

someone who studies logpography

Yeah, I'm a logpographer, problem? (troll face)

logpographer by MrTrueFactTeller July 11, 2021

logpography 

the study of logpog

I major in logpography, what do you do for yours?

logpography by MrTrueFactTeller July 11, 2021

legnogg 

cum.

hey your legnogg is dripping off your leg.

legnogg by pshycobitch October 12, 2008

LegNog 

Poorly digested Saturday night cuisine, prematurely let loose down one's short pantaloons. Distinguishing feature: sticky and glutinous; in the form of thin stalactites. Inevitably accompanied by total loss of self control and self respect.

Excerpt from "Come Hell And Thigh Water"
The Poop Report
http://www.poopreport.com/Stories/

"To say that Ruth was surprised to see me again would be incorrect. Instead, it would be more accurate to say she was positively mortified to see me again, seeing as how just fifteen seconds ago I didn't have thin stalactites of legnog dripping from my shorts."

LegNog by purple_bozo January 12, 2009