lognog

Creamy dick liquid that I provide each Christmas season to unsuspecting restaraunt patrons that order egg nog. My patented concoction is brought about through the rapid movement of my hand on my rigid meat shaft. The resultant flow of meat log gravy is captured and served with said egg nog, a sprinkle of nutmeg and an accompanying cinnamon stick....Merry Fucking Christmas you silly bastards, drink up....chip, chip choooray!

Cecile is always a willing recipient of my lognog, in fact, she likes hers straight from the tap.

by Musty Nuts McLanahan June 6, 2011