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Creamy dick liquid that I provide each Christmas season to unsuspecting restaraunt patrons that order egg nog. My patented concoction is brought about through the rapid movement of my hand on my rigid meat shaft. The resultant flow of meat log gravy is captured and served with said egg nog, a sprinkle of nutmeg and an accompanying cinnamon stick....Merry Fucking Christmas you silly bastards, drink up....chip, chip choooray!

Cecile is always a willing recipient of my lognog, in fact, she likes hers straight from the tap.

lognog by Musty Nuts McLanahan November 24, 2011

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Logpog

Logpog is a verb, used to mean “rapping whitley”

Invented by Saul Rennie early in the sixteenth century, Logpog has a very interesting etymological history. The root words for the term come from the English language. The first half of the word is derived from the name “Logan”, a common name for white suburban rappers. The suffix attached to it comes from the term, “P-terrible-execution-of-music-that-could-be-really-good-with-better-delivery-og”, which is usually used as an emote on a popular streaming platform called Facebook.

Yo dude, your album was trash. You Logpoged on like every song it was cringe.

Logpog by MrTrueFactTeller January 14, 2021

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LogLog08

The greatest fortnite gamer in history

It’s LogLog08 he’s gonna murder us after cranking to max height

LogLog08 by Victory royale for Biden January 2, 2021

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logpographer

someone who studies logpography

Yeah, I'm a logpographer, problem? (troll face)

logpographer by MrTrueFactTeller July 11, 2021

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logpography

the study of logpog

I major in logpography, what do you do for yours?

logpography by MrTrueFactTeller July 11, 2021

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legnogg

cum.

hey your legnogg is dripping off your leg.

legnogg by pshycobitch October 12, 2008

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LegNog

Poorly digested Saturday night cuisine, prematurely let loose down one's short pantaloons. Distinguishing feature: sticky and glutinous; in the form of thin stalactites. Inevitably accompanied by total loss of self control and self respect.

Excerpt from "Come Hell And Thigh Water"
The Poop Report
http://www.poopreport.com/Stories/

"To say that Ruth was surprised to see me again would be incorrect. Instead, it would be more accurate to say she was positively mortified to see me again, seeing as how just fifteen seconds ago I didn't have thin stalactites of legnog dripping from my shorts."

LegNog by purple_bozo January 12, 2009

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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