Lemon Sober

When someones obviously drunk but in denial.

Tom: Is harry drunk?
Harry: I am NOT drumnkrr
Grace: Of course you're not! He's lemon sober!
Tom: Oh, okay then.

by Likethegodfather3 September 13, 2011

Lemon Jizzle

When right before you are about to cum in a women, you grab a lemon and shove it straight up her puss puss.

I gave my girlfriend the Lemon Jizzle last night!

by ougwdv September 12, 2019

Squeezed lemon

An object that is missing the most important part.

"Jon's head is a squeezed lemon" "your PowerPoint presentation is a squeezed lemon"

by J3ll-y October 31, 2020

lemon glaze

When you give someone a Golden Shower and then cum on them.

Dude i gave my girlfriend a lemon glaze last night

by Jinx2793 July 05, 2021

Lemon pog

Only the hottest person among echat, All the girls die for him. He's a dream boy. Anyone with the name lemon pog would instantly get into any bar, movie, or club with the wink of an eye. Some men find him attractive, but he's not into that stuff. He would rather get with a mod than be in #lounge dying of boredom.

Mac: Did you see Lemon pog's new haircut.

Durpul: I would die to get him.

Mac: He really is a dream boy

by Sparklecola March 02, 2021

Lemon Rind

A lemon Rind is the act of sticking ones finger up his or her anus and wiping the excess juice around the rim of a drinking glass.

Johnathan was particularly angry at his new brother in law, but to avoid a violent altercation, he rigged his new family members iced tea with a Lemon Rind.

by Guy_fier August 01, 2021

lemon video

A video upload which contains brazingly
false or.misleading information (esp.)
with regards to health related issues,
without any in depth research which
supports this claim.
A video infomercial upload advertising
any too good to be true product or service offer.
Scam marketing.

Sarah bought a cure foe cancer recipe
cookbook after watching a lemon video, only to find out later on snapchat that
the author received a five year jail sentence for negligence.

by 10isC November 23, 2017