Simple Logic

Secretly an alt

Person 1: bro who is simple logic
Tingles: Not me

by Aguywithashortname November 14, 2019

Lucas Logic

When didn’t hear about something before therefore it never existed until now

Nobody uses tea to talk about secrets. That's just not a thing.

That's some Lucas Logic right there.

by Spedball_Supreme June 18, 2022

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 3, 2025

Lunstroth Logic

Logic that can only make sense to people with the name Claudia Lunstroth. Another word for Hypocrisy.

Lunstroth: You are playing chess while you should be working on your project?? unacceptable! finish your project and come see me to check it!

*Five Min later*

Student: Hey Mrs. Lunstroth, can I check in?

Lunstroth: No, I'm playing chess don't bother me.

WOW that's some Lunstroth Logic

by BIG_FRIDGE_L March 12, 2020

Urban Dictionary Logic

The fact that this definition will get rejected.

Me: I call it "Urban Dictionary Logic".
Also Me: oh shit it actually worked?

by Bucketism January 7, 2020

Batman logic

Given enough time to prepare for any encounter, Batman will win.

Batsy: What are you, retarded? I'm the goddamn Batman!

Bystander: How did he just-
Bystander 2: Batman logic.
Bystander: But that doesn't make sense! How can he defeat-
Bystander 2: Don't question it. He's the goddamn Batman.

by PatchworkPsycho March 28, 2017

Kentucky Logic

When a person's logical does not make any sense at all.

John: I think 2+2=19
Adam: That's Kentucky Logic

by Sir Henry Doyle June 22, 2021