jumping the log

1. Jumping over a log.
2. Slang for doing something that resembles something sexual or otherwise malicious.
3. Training a dog.

Wow man, I heard you were jumping the log last night.

by Gunit March 7, 2005

log off

making a bowel movement.

If you work in an office and you've been holding in a crap all day because it's awkward to drop one while your VP is dropping one in the stall next door in the men's room, and you go to shut down your computer and it asks you, "Are you sure you want to log off?" You can respond with a resounding, "Oh yes."

by officespacemilton July 31, 2009

Yule Log

A shit that leaves your asshole burning long after you have left the bowl.

That Thai food I had yesterday made me drop a few yule logs this morning and now my asshole is on fire. Think I'll have to skip school.

by Clutchmaster October 7, 2009

Water Logged

Water logged: sex act, submerge meat in water for 4 hours then when you and your mate are ready for intercourse you pull your meat out of water and slap your mate across the face to start the games.

Hey wanna see a water log, mate replies yes you come out of bathroom and sale her unexpectedly with your meat and yell water logged!

by Jacques LaCox May 9, 2018

chocolate log

when u shag a woman in her ass and then with ur cock covered in shit stick it into every hole that the woman has then rub it all over her body

by la la February 7, 2003

Water Log

1)Fecal matter that is mostly made up of water.

OMG look. It's a very rare site indeed. A mix breed of an army pile and a water log.

by Mike Rotch October 15, 2004

Swamp Log

When you insert your penis into a girls (or guys) asshole, and leave it inserted for an extended period of time (10-15 minutes for example), until your penis collects a film of feces, creating the effect of a swampy log.

Dude... Jake just gave Scotts girlfriend the swamp log, his dick is sooo nasty.

by Cosmic Ralph June 24, 2009