Whilst being in the doggy style position, you plant your partners head down onto the bed or whatever you are using. You then take a mallet and smack your partners fourth vertebrae, causing them to scream and become paralytic, putting it in further whilst doing so. Once you’ve completed your session. You flap their paralytic body around like a lobster. The Screaming Lobster.
We did the screaming lobster last night.
I did the screaming lobster last night with my girlfriend, she is now professor X.
I did the screaming lobster last night with my girlfriend, she is now professor X.
by BigFatBarry69 May 14, 2021
Get the Screaming Lobstermug. by Rock lobstered January 6, 2023
Get the Rock lobsteredmug. by magones May 5, 2016
Get the lobster eyesmug. A sexual manuever in which a person inserts four fingers covered in cream cheese into the anus leaving the thumb out to play with the clit. In a claw-moving motion, the inserted partner opens and closes hand similar to the way a lobster would
by claw-bster December 23, 2022
Get the Lobster Rangoonmug. Hey! Wanna come over and fuck a lobster?
I'm about to step outside to fuck this lobster, any one want to join?
I'm about to step outside to fuck this lobster, any one want to join?
by Mr.JohnsonsHorse October 2, 2022
Get the Fuck a Lobstermug. A secret society dedicated to the lobsterfication of everything. But this is a secret, so obviosly foret about it and don't mention it to anyone. Its too weird to even consider being real anyway, so just forget about it. OK?
The SSLP also has deep and loving investment in the Flanders and extended family. Tamsin, Mom, Dad, extended family and relationships are the most important people to the SSLP.
The SSLP also has deep and loving investment in the Flanders and extended family. Tamsin, Mom, Dad, extended family and relationships are the most important people to the SSLP.
by iloveandmissuall December 22, 2014
Get the Secret Society of Lobster Peoplemug. by Burt f March 15, 2023
Get the Lobster Buffetmug.