Lady and the tramp

Meeting in the middle of a rail of cocaine.

Shall we lady and the tramp this whole gram?

by Jeoma July 20, 2014

lady paint

My friend Andrew said this is what he calls his jizz when he blows it on random women.

"I banged this girl last night and I gave her the lady paint all over her tits."

by dirtiersquirrel December 21, 2017

lady ham

Vagina.

I could spend all day eating her lady ham!

by Screamapillar June 23, 2003

Lady Decking

When a lady garden has had the landscape gardeners in and the bushes have been removed.

Richard: Where have you been?

Polly: At the beauty parlor having lady decking installed!

by OOOOKE August 2, 2009

lady ache

Lady ache - the pain resulting from the shedding of the uterine lining, happens periodically to ladies and often causes quite an ache. Also known as girlie guts.

Sorry Miss I can't do PE today, I've got lady ache.

Sorry boss can't make it into work today got terrible lady ache!

No sex tonight darling, got lady ache.

by Amleth January 9, 2010

Lady Wind

The passing of gas by a little lady.

Does our baby have a lady's room in her diaper?" "No, those noises you heard were just lady wind." "Oh good.

by MrsCK January 4, 2011

Lady Pounced

Like cowgirl but rougher.

Dude, he totally got lady pounced by the cougar.

by titantian July 22, 2010