karen

40-50 yrs old, 98% chance theyre blonde, has like 2 kids, shops at marshalls, complains about stupid things, trumpie, anti masker, lowkey looks like thatveganteacher's daughter 😣

karens these days smh

by iaintneverseen2prettybestfrien February 28, 2021

Karen

Karen is the worse person you can meet she is like a sour patch kid. She is so nice and lovely at first then she just ruins your life she is a bad person

That lady who kicked us out was suck a Karen

That lady who killed her dog is a Karen

by What's Gucci July 20, 2017

Karen

My best friend who i will never be equal to because she is smarter more caring and amazing than i will ever be love you Karen

Karen is the best human being on earth

by Skillzthegoat December 4, 2019

Karen

An angry bitch who gets pissed at anyone faster than her

Kevin: Hey guys, here’s the names.
Caleb: Wow, way to be lazy and fast.
Kevin: Calm down man, no need to be such a Karen

by CrimsonBoomer34 February 20, 2019

Karen

Karen is like water in poor African counties not there and dry. Don’t make plans with this wan She is so flakey she is as flakey as dry lips in winter. It’s not all bad but she only smells like almond milk 98% of the time. The only popsicle thing about her if her positive HIV account.

Karen .......run

by Jakehateskaren March 7, 2019

Karen

Usually middle aged woman, Known for either demanding the kids in a divorce or to have a parley with the CEO

There is seldom a Karen that isnt a fucking bitch but hey, there are plenny nice women

please let me see them its been a decade

My bitch wife Karen took the fucking kids, the whore

by Egg-Bongwater March 8, 2019

Karen

Karen is a girl who might come off as average, quiet or a mystery. But you might see her around some of the popular kids. But she doesn't like them. She also may have a bit of OCD, and can be very psychic at times. Like VERY. She also tends to have a lot of crushes and tends to admire them from a distance. But she gets over them pretty quickly. And if you choose to be her friend. Like an actual friend, she'll be loyal to you forever. Although, Karens don't tend to care about anything at all. But they're not depressed. They're just simply bored with everything all the time. They also get sick of eating. Karens like to eat candies and pastries

Karen- Oh look its my breakfast
Friend-Karen that's a candy rapper

by &-nobody$ December 12, 2018