both hands on my junk

A phrase used to indicate that one is more than competent to deal with a situation and, frankly, they've got this shit handled.

Don't worry about it.

"Well, sounds like you've got it handled."

"OH, I'M HANDLING IT WITH BOTH HANDS ON MY JUNK!"

by lol_words October 3, 2018

Jacobina Junk-blast

(verb - transitive). When you wish for something great, expect something at least good, but end up with junk. This is the worst option in anything. This can have something to do with sex, but really amounts to anything.

Dude, I just got a Jacobina Junk-blast cuz I wanted to travel to Japan on a class trip but I got screwed and am ending up in Hungary. With my luck, I am sure I will end up getting the Hungarian Mudslide or the Hungarian Gas Mask.

by Cincy Steamer April 26, 2008

Junk

A noun usually used to describe someone's stuff (not their cock and balls or vag) a word also created by Isaiah Alexander Patton, but stolen and used by many people

Person 1: It's over for your Junk instant

Person 2: well it's over for your clutter

by YRGkami January 19, 2021

1-800-got-junk

A company that gets rich off eviction notices.

Someone tied to the company 1-800-got-junk might not only help get rid of your stuff, they might try and help get you evicted, that way somebody will call the company, even if none of the stuff in your home was junk to you.

by Solid Mantis March 20, 2020

Junk Space

The amount of room for male genitalia in a given pair of underwear.

Dude why is your hand in your pants?
I'm fixing my dick.
Whats wrong with it?
Its all stuck together because these briefs have no junk space bro.

by KAEDENBENNETT September 17, 2012

Junked

Away with it/too far gone/over indulged in either alcohol or crack cocaine or tenants super

Fuck sake mick check the nick a him he’s junked out his box

by Cra341 May 22, 2025

Junk

"It's a fusion of jazz and funk. It's called Junk"

Person 1: Will you please fondle my junk.

Person 2: Sure.

by fiery_y_king March 9, 2020