jonathan P.

A guy who is very short , sometimes Is a head ass, and who has a very short temper.

"Hey do you know Jonathan P.?"
"Yeah dude, he's such a head ass "

by Headassqueen January 25, 2017

Jonathan

A nigga dat is a sneaker head dat will always get in trouble, who is thirsty 4 dat a$$ gets all the hoes and th0ts dat flexes all his money and is a g0d at 2k.

Damn u such a Jonathan

by The_plug25fucc12 November 23, 2019

Jonathan

A little bitch always asking for some dick her mouth

Stop being such a Jonathan

by Asain Sniper November 18, 2017

jonathan kischuck

Jonathan.. also known as a cooler. Lives his life on a farm breeding with chickens. Some of the locals call him a chicken Fu*ker

Hey you look like you fuck chickens; Chicken Fucker ( jonathan Kischuck )

by Coorslight94 November 22, 2021

Jonathan

They be the type of boys who got the biggest booty then any girl bro like it’s sooooooo big and I be putting my face in it brooo it’s so crazy fr fr

“They got big booty” “Jonathan got the big booty”

by biggest_carti_meat_rider October 31, 2022

jonathan

sexy ass motherfucker with a ginormous dick.

jonathan is the sexiest nigga in the world

by themaskednigro March 14, 2022

Jonathan

Basically Walter White

A cold sociopath who would throw pizza onto rooftops and poison kids with ricin with no empathy

Hi Jonathan
Jonathan replies with silence, smiles awkwardly

by Hellobitches033 November 22, 2021