Jona

Jona is the sexiest person to walk on earth. Everyone loves her. She has the perfect life. And she’s gay.

I want to be like Jona!

by whejdni11 November 21, 2021

Jonas

A german slang to describe people from east asia (e.g. Japan, Korea, China etc)

Ja hier sind paar jonasse (here are some jonasses) = here are east asia

by nsskoo929292 October 20, 2023

Jonas

The type of nigga to get cheated on by a girl named jocelyn.

Jonas: I just got cheated on

norte: her name was probably jocelyn huh

Jonas: Yea

by theonenonlyjesuschrist January 4, 2025

Jona

Jona is a crazy Aries girl

WTF is Jona doing she's CRAZY boyyyy

by gaiastk_ November 21, 2021

Jona

The greatest Person you‘ll ever know.

brutally intelligent, incomprehensible funny, creative and talented with the most
striking voice you‘ll ever hear.

„Is that the King?“ - „No that‘s Jona“
„Is that even a Person?“ - „No that’s Jona, a different species!“

by anonymous November 21, 2021

A-Jonas

When you break-up with someone by text messages instead of confronting them face to face.

hey wheres your Girl-friend. "What Girl-friend I A-Jonased her and shes no more

''you coward''

by M-Boy 10 December 7, 2010

Jonas Jordalen

Jonas Jordalen is so insanely atracctive and he has the biggest penis in the world it’s so massive and he has the sharpest jawline of everyone in the whole world.

Boy: OMG Jonas Jordalen is making me gay with his huge penis.
Girl: Yeah he is so hot

by Wrighteous71 October 27, 2019