selfie joke

A term used by idiot old ladies and moms that means a joke that only you laugh at.

Are you going to be a comedian and make selfie jokes?

by HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA December 23, 2013

Dex Joke

A joke that is intended to be funny but isn't.

Oh, that is such a Dex Joke.

by Anitram May 24, 2014

Judgement Joker

Judgement Joker is a gallade.

Judgement Joker looloo kookoo

by Eren Yeeter November 23, 2020

That Joke Isn’t Funny Anymore

Park the car at the side of the road
You should know
Time's tide will smother you
And I will too
When you laugh about people who feel so
Very lonely
Their only desire is to die
Well, I'm afraid
It doesn't make me smile
I wish I could laugh
… But that joke isn't funny anymore
It's too close to home
And it's too near the bone
It's too close to home
And it's too near the bone
More than you'll ever know ...
… Kick them when they fall down
Kick them when they fall down
You kick them when they fall down
Kick them when they fall down
You kick them when they fall down
Kick them when they fall down
You kick them when they fall down
Kick them when they fall down
… It was dark as I drove the point home
And on cold leather seats
Well, it suddenly struck me
I just might die with a smile on my
Face after all
… I've seen this happen in other people's
Lives
And now it's happening in mine
… I've seen this happen in other people's
Lives
And now it's happening in mine
… I've seen this happen in other people's
Lives

And now it's happening in mine
… I've seen this happen in other people's
Lives
And now it's happening in mine
Oh ...
… I've seen this happen in other people's
Lives
Oh ...
And now it's happening in mine
Happening in mine
Happening in mine
Happening in mine
Happening in mine
… I've seen this happen in other people's
Lives
Oh...
And now, now, now it's happening in mine
(I've seen this happen)
Happening in mine
Oh...now, now
… I've seen this happen in other people's
Lives
Oh...
And now it's happening in mine
(Happen)
Happening in mine
Oh...
Happening in mine
Happening in mine
Happening in mine
… I've seen this happen in other people's
Lives
Oh...
And now, now, now it's happening in mine
Happening in mine
Mine, mine
Happening in mine

That Joke Isn’t Funny Anymore

by Death Menace February 22, 2023

Blow that for a joke

Express vehement distain, disgust or exasperation with the options given to you.

Commonly used by older and/or rural New Zealand and Australian men. 'blow' means 'to blow up' (as in explode) or 'blow away' and does not carry any sexual connotation.

John: 'The car's out of petrol. Looks like we're going to be stuck here'

Jeff: 'Blow that for a joke - I'm walking'

by porjo January 27, 2013

Lame Inside Joke

Literal meaning, a lame inside joke. Urban Dictionary strongly advises you report all inside jokes because the admins don't understand and feel left out. P.S. /shrug please don't get mad admins.

#1
Dave: Hey rollarcosterfucktraindickfart! Ha! Remember when that happened?!
John: Ha yeah, fuckin A mate that was funny
Urban Dictionary: I don't get it
*deleted*

#2
Lame Inside Joke Post: ... AND THEN HE SAID, SICKLEBACK MY TERRY FLAP!
Common Internet Bystander: Oh gosh darnit! Another Lame Inside Joke! When will people learn!
*reported*
>deleted

by LordRighteousness September 3, 2017

Harley Quinn And Joker Relationship

Meaning a couple who are in a toxic relationship with Harley the victim and joker the abuser

You guys need to split this Harley Quinn and Joker relationship.

by whatevers000 February 6, 2020