joey jizzface

sexiest person to ever inhabit the face of the earth.

www.myspace.com/xxjoeybo0xx

joey jizzface^

by rustydickedasianguy October 16, 2008

Joey the Doggy

A yellow labrador usually, cutest dog you'll ever find. Has a blue collar most of the time, and loves to swim. He is sometimes insecure about himself, so make sure to give him a lot of treats if you see him. Slightly plump. <---But adorable (:

(very weird -KT™)

Awww that's such a cute dog! He looks like Joey the Doggy!

by KT™ Follower March 29, 2010

pulling a joey

Faking sick and not coming to school, instead staying home and doing absolutely nothing.

Saying you did your homework, then looking for a half-hour, not finding anything, saying you swear it was there, and completely lie even though everyone knows you didn't do your homework.

Steve: Where's Joe today?
Ed: Oh, he's totally pulling a Joey.

Joe: I know I did my homework, but I just can't find it. Can I check my locker?
Teacher: Sure
(half-hour later)
*bell rings*
Joe: I did it, but can I get it to you tomorrow?
Teacher: Yes...
*Joe then looks in the extra sheets folder, takes the homework, and doesn't do it anyways. The cycle continues forever*

by EJ Falkon April 19, 2010

joey mirsky

A very nerdy jew who likes jessies in their backpack. Also has a very small penis

Oh man your becoming a joey mirsky

by Riley montag February 12, 2014

joey faye

Joey Faye : Fun and whitty comedian/actress. Aspiring to star in a Ryan Murphy series one day.

Joey Faye is a famous actress.

by Yournumberonefan February 19, 2015

joey clark

Simply a wook who likes 16 year old girls

Joey: " bro I got a free ticket, a stay in the condo for free, food for free, drinks for free and drugs for free and I banged that 16 year old "
Me: "Joey clark you're a wook"

by lhjfan May 15, 2017

Pulled a Joey

When you get too high you can't function and end up peeing your pants

"bro last night I was so high I totally pulled a joey"

by puthydestroyer69milf September 29, 2021