break-up jockey

A guy who breaks up with his girlfriend in public in a cold and cruel manner.

He's sucha' damn break-up jockey for dumping Sarah like that!

by Type2GenomeManiac June 12, 2017

granny jockey

One who is inclined to engage in bareback sexual acts with elderly women in order to satisfy a personal fixation and their lack of ability to become pregnant.

Gary was banned from his grandfathers nursing home because he is a notorious granny jockey.

by C. E. Short April 20, 2016

crooked jerky jockey

When you jerk your jock and it is not quite the straight rod you’re looking for. Usually drifting to the right unless you have an unusual dominant hand

The grinch is such a crooked spirit he even has a crooked jerky jockey

by Chonga December 24, 2021

Chicken Jockey

A black person and/or African-American.

"The other day, I caught a fuckin' chicken jockey under my car with a Sawzall.."

by Thorvald1234 April 10, 2025

Chicken Jockey

The single greatest line in all of cinema history. That line is in fact so phenomenal that it caused countless movie theatres across the world to be trashed.

Person 1: What was your favourite part of The Minecraft Movie
Person 2: My favourite part was when Jack Black as Steve said "Chicken Jockey" and the audience screamed, threw popcorn everywhere, and destroyed the movie theatre.

by CrazyCockatoo2003 May 17, 2025

Cock jockey

A douche bag at work that usually makes a weird comment with a slight gay undertone to it

Your always saying gay shit joe your such a cock jockey

by Alcoli2392 March 25, 2016

Chicken Jockey

A cultural phenomenon popular amongst gen Z and gen Alpha. Will result in deranged 11 year olds screaming and crying in a movie theater. Popularized from the 2025 Minecraft movie in a scene where Jack Black as Steve announces to Jason Momoa that he has to fight a baby zombie on a chicken (Chicken Jockey).

The opening of the movie shattered box office records. And complete pandemonium breaks out when Chicken Jockey is said. People are cheering, throwing popcorn, taking off shirts, fighting each other, crying, and even lighting the theater on fire.

person 1: dude did you hear police got called to the movie theater the other day?
person 2: uh yeah I did, CHICKEN JOCKEY???!!!
person 1: CHICKEN JOCKEY

by indiecow April 9, 2025