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Jessica

Steal your man kinda person. She will love your boy. She cheats on her boyfriend then flirts with your friends boy. She’ll do this till she gets him. She flirt untill it’s over and she won’t give a dam. Boys do fall for her but if your man a loyal then he won’t. She’ll say she don’t like him but the look on her face says she loved him.

She’ll want to be with him all the time - if you go out with a Jessica I feel sorry for you. You probably dumped your perfect girl for her - don’t lie - she will hypnotise you you’ll fall in a trance and get lost
Teacher: Everyone you are all moving seats

Teacher: Jessica can you switch seats with Zoe so your now next to Dave and Zoe is next to Jack

Jessica (out loud) “errrr! I hate my life, kill me now!!!” *walking slowly*

Jessica (inside): “ I LOVE MY LIFE. Goodbye boyfriends flirting with a my future one, then my boy will break up with me I have Dave all to my self!!!”

DEFINTION: SLUT
by Simpson’s December 2, 2017
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jessica

soo annoying the most retardus person u will ever meet n soo rude. she stabs ppl behind the back n had different emotions in different gps on snapchat. not tryin to call out anyone specific but jessica nguyen is the worst out of ALL the TERRIBLE jessica’s and i am glad i only know one because they r sooo rude and mean to u and just push u DOWN. OK all joke aside. she sucks.
jessica says a lot of mean things to ppl for no reason.
by uwuwuwu2.0 December 29, 2019
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Evil Jessica

Female thief, liar, user of surreptitious means and barefaced lies to extort money. Often used in reference to landladies.
That Evil Jessica bitch took my money, even after we sorted the deposit!
by reneedanielle June 24, 2003
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jassim likes dictionarys
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Jessica

haha that's quite the Jessica that girl has there
by japple October 22, 2014
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Jessicat

A term used to describe the act of scoring a 0 when bowling, followed instantly by a strike. Can apply in the same frame (a spare) or by turkeying directly after multiple gutterballs.
"Nice work, you just pulled a Jessicat."
by FELINEJ November 8, 2008
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Jessica

A person with glasses and can't sing she has no friends and she is a storker and a pervert.
A dumb and lazy kid will become Jessica
by S,mih May 13, 2017
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