Everyone's favorite mountain man, James's usually have large, lumberjack beards (combed exactly 100 strokes every morning) and live almost exclusively in vehicles
parked at the edge of a wooded area. A James may be heard saying their common phrases "Dickered", "Caddywhompus", "YOLO", or an occasional "Yee-Yee". When completely hammered, James's act like total ballers and pimp
slap anyone who deserves the
honor.
Did you see James last
night?
Yea! He pimp slapped me in the
titty!
Who was that Duck
Dynasty looking baller yelling "YOLO!"?
It was James.....he drives an El Camino!