Everyone's favorite
mountain man, James's usually have large,
lumberjack beards (combed exactly 100 strokes every morning) and live almost exclusively in vehicles parked at the edge of a wooded area. A
James may be heard saying their common phrases "Dickered", "Caddywhompus", "YOLO", or an occasional "Yee-Yee". When completely hammered, James's act like total ballers and pimp slap anyone who deserves the honor.