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James by Ofuckyea July 22, 2019
Everyone's favorite mountain man, James's usually have large, lumberjack beards (combed exactly 100 strokes every morning) and live almost exclusively in vehicles parked at the edge of a wooded area. A James may be heard saying their common phrases "Dickered", "Caddywhompus", "YOLO", or an occasional "Yee-Yee". When completely hammered, James's act like total ballers and pimp slap anyone who deserves the honor.
Did you see James last night?
Yea! He pimp slapped me in the titty!

Who was that Duck Dynasty looking baller yelling "YOLO!"?
It was James.....he drives an El Camino!
James by Detective Bonghits February 28, 2013
James is a great guy that will keep you safe feel loved like no other,James will always be there when you need his help.
Who is that great looking guy ,oh that's "James"
James by Miah brown June 11, 2018
James is a typically obnoxious but lovable person. Despite being a great person, a James believes that he is not the great person that he is. A James is usually passionate about what he does. For example, in school, he is top of the class. Needs to be a lot more positive in himself, despite what happens.
Person1: Yo I saw a James the other day
Person2: Oh man! Lucky!
James by Yoyoyoyoyi October 15, 2018
A very good looking man , yet short fused , and will destroy anyone that fucks with the people he loves James Has a very addictive personality that some girls can’t get over James ist the last Man you want to piss off once you do you’ll never forget his face and will coward down to him
James is a very sexy man
James by Hellcatredeye November 13, 2018
No one can compare to the alpha male, fall ginger beast which is called James. He is too sexy for girls to handle. Whenever a girl looks at him they’re jaw breaks

Amazing at all sports mainly football, got a six pack and is massive muscles
Wow James is amazing at everything and he’s fit... OWW my jaw broke
James by Paeudhdhhd November 21, 2018