by funny anonymous person March 13, 2021
Get the Jasmine Hurleymug. Jasmine
Jasmine is a beautiful woman who has the biggest crush on the Grinch. His long feathery fingers cause her spine to shiver and her toes to curl. Jasmine’s ideal role play is with a man in a green suit. If Jasmine is ever having a bad day, just be lean, act mean, and wear green. But don’t steal her ice cream.
Jasmine is a beautiful woman who has the biggest crush on the Grinch. His long feathery fingers cause her spine to shiver and her toes to curl. Jasmine’s ideal role play is with a man in a green suit. If Jasmine is ever having a bad day, just be lean, act mean, and wear green. But don’t steal her ice cream.
by JasmineLeeEnjoyer January 22, 2024
Get the jasmine leemug. Jasmine is a very unique type of person. Her favourite phrase is "your Mum" and she is really horny for dick. She is the gayest bitch you will ever come across, however, she is honestly the most funniest, kindest most beautiful girl as well. You should always cherish the Jasmine that you have as they are so different from the rest. She is also a good driver. Pro tip hide your Mums, cause she'll find them and bang them.
by FunnyTeHeHe March 8, 2023
Get the Jasminemug. The most beautiful breathtaking woman to walk the planet. If you meet a Jasmine, you are very lucky and you should definitely keep her around. She’s got good music and is SO funny
person 1: “wow, i wish i had more friends”
person 2: “why would you need more friends when you have JASMINE”
person 1: “wait, you’re right”
person 2: “why would you need more friends when you have JASMINE”
person 1: “wait, you’re right”
by agduhkwihdksu July 7, 2025
Get the jasminemug. asmin is the most beautiful girl you'll ever meet—unique and a little weird, but in a way that feels completely natural. She may seem tough at first, but once you get to know her, she’s incredibly sweet. Behind her smile is a lot of pain from past trauma. She longs to be loved, often dating to fill that void, but ends up getting hurt.
She used to cry herself to sleep, hiding her pain behind a fake smile, but now she’s trying to grow and heal. Her trust issues run deep—those closest to her have hurt her the most. Her first real love ghosted her, not out of cruelty, but to protect her from false rumors that caused trouble. She still trusts and loves him, even cherishing his family.
The next guy was toxic, accusing her of cheating and only wanting her for sex, though she was waiting for the right time. Despite his anger, she stayed, thinking it was love. Then came someone different—funny, sweet, weird, and truly obsessed with her for who she is, not how she looks. He helped her feel free to be herself, pushing her to forget what others think.
Now, Jasmin fears she might hurt him in the end, just like she’s been hurt—but deep down, she just wants to be loved without pain.
She used to cry herself to sleep, hiding her pain behind a fake smile, but now she’s trying to grow and heal. Her trust issues run deep—those closest to her have hurt her the most. Her first real love ghosted her, not out of cruelty, but to protect her from false rumors that caused trouble. She still trusts and loves him, even cherishing his family.
The next guy was toxic, accusing her of cheating and only wanting her for sex, though she was waiting for the right time. Despite his anger, she stayed, thinking it was love. Then came someone different—funny, sweet, weird, and truly obsessed with her for who she is, not how she looks. He helped her feel free to be herself, pushing her to forget what others think.
Now, Jasmin fears she might hurt him in the end, just like she’s been hurt—but deep down, she just wants to be loved without pain.
by your_moms_secert_lover May 24, 2025
Get the Jasminmug. by Hym Iam July 5, 2025
Get the Jasminemug.