washing my face

Euphemism for taking a long, steamy shit.

"Dude, what are you doing in there? I gotta take a piss!"
"Chill out bro, just washing my face."

"Dudebro, I gotta wash my face so goddamn bad now"

by DudebroGrosby October 21, 2014

wash my camaro

To masturbate

The girl from next door told me how much she likes my new car. I have to go wash my Camaro now.

by jay ma August 18, 2011

Italian Ball Wash

When two girls “lady and the tramp” noodles off of your ball-sack (scrotum).

Bro you’ll never guess who gave me an Italian Ball Wash last night!

“Who?”

Sara and Jessica!

“My sisters?!”

by Contradictionarian August 16, 2021

Polish Washing Machine

When a man sticks his head up a woman's ass and she spins around in a circle.

The man stuck his head up the woman's ass and she began to spin around like a polish washing machine.

by Barkybarky January 03, 2015

chicano car wash

The act of using a gas stations window squeegee to clean your entire car.

Jim: wait for me guys, i gotta stop at the gas station for a chicano car wash.

by evoraghost34 May 10, 2014

Wash your mouth

Used as a response to an obscene statement, this phrase recalls unpleasant childhood memories wherein mothers would "wash out" a child's mouth with soap as a punishment for using curse words or crude language.

Cristobal: Dude, Jenna was being a total bitch last night. She broke my goddamn Death Star model. That shit was fucking to scale too.

Geraldo: Hey man, I don't care. Wash your mouth.

by Aaron Michael December 11, 2007

Gorilla Face Wash

When you are ready to blow your load in your girl and she wants it on her face instead, you get upset because you were just about to cum inside her.

"I'm about to cum"
"Oh yeah baby, give me a gorilla face wash"

by Wutthehill July 23, 2017